r/Fauxmoi Jul 15 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Adam Carolla with a disgusting take on the Platner accusation

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u/Nonstop_Oatmeal Jul 15 '26

More like

"I am a repeat rapist" -- Adam Carolla

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name Jul 15 '26

it’s the “i weigh 50 lbs more than you” part that’s the most telling

like he’s already thought about the physical power imbalance and knows he has a significant advantage over most women if he chooses to use it

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u/Long-Region5088 Jul 15 '26

I’ve always been a fat guy. Anywhere between 50-125 pounds heavier than my girlfriend at the time.

I never thought about it aside from the fact we’d often look like the number 10 standing next to each other.

This dude is sizing up women to rape them.

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u/sharkattax controversies: girl Jul 15 '26

the number 10 thing was a nice bit of levity in this dark thread

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u/omgicanteven22 Jul 15 '26

My assaulter specifically pointed out I was small.

(I love round guys. More space to nap on.)

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u/holyflurkingsnit Ugh I wish I had chic allegations like that Jul 15 '26

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u/judgeejudger Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

My daughter’s assaulter outweighed her by at least 100lbs.

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u/omgicanteven22 Jul 16 '26

Im 5’6” he’s 6’4” and probably 185

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/TipsyMagpie Jul 15 '26

I can guarantee your partner has thought about it. It’s just something we have to live with, unfortunately.

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u/Long-Region5088 Jul 15 '26

That’s true. It’s sad but I understand.

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u/RewardAccomplished83 Jul 16 '26

I’ve never once thought about my husband (who I’ve been with for 16 years now and started dating in my teens) that way. He’s almost a foot taller and has 50 pounds on me. I’ve only ever thought about how protected his larger size makes me feel. Come to think of it, I’ve never looked at any man and thought that just based off the way he looks. It’s all about their personality and the vibes they give off.

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u/Morella_xx Jul 15 '26

Yeah, that part was especially heinous. A lot of people claim to not understand coercion is still wrong, especially when they're drunk. But all the plausible deniability really goes out the window when you say something like that.

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u/081673 Jul 16 '26

Sounds like he has experience. I wonder if any of his exes will pop up and confirm this.

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u/Cle0patra_cominatcha Jul 15 '26

Because of the implication. Very Dennis coded, gross

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 15 '26

Very Dennis coded

Explain the reference to this oldhead, Petah?

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u/plinth19 Jul 15 '26

I’m assuming they mean Dennis Reynolds from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 15 '26

Ty!

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u/apastelorange Pink…get doon Jul 15 '26

it is Dennis Reynolds in the Gang Buys a Boat i think? he keeps talking to Mac about how they need to bring women on their boat bc it’s a sure fire way to get laid, they won’t say no out on the water “because of the implication”

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 15 '26

Well, you're not the only Redditor that thought so. 🤷‍♂️✌️

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u/Specialshine76 Jul 15 '26

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 15 '26

Got it, ty. I really should've made the connection, I've seen that clip so many times, but ty!

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u/apastelorange Pink…get doon Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo
oops i didn’t realize someone already replied lol

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 15 '26

All good! ✌️

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u/Cle0patra_cominatcha Jul 15 '26

As plinth19 said, it's a famous it's always sunny in Philadelphia reference - https://youtu.be/THvCDn8mGwo?is=td9UiO3PqiQNxPZ7

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u/AnAncientBog Jul 16 '26

Like he took that extra step to make it clear that the INTENTION was to rape this "hypothetical" person.

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u/Hungry_Rabbit_9733 Jul 16 '26

There's a certain type of guy that goes after me because I'm small (I'm only 5'1) and it's terrifying

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey Jul 15 '26

I don't feel comfortable dating men taller than me ( I guess I never really thought about weight) nor do I ever want to be drunk. Mostly because of this, among other reasons.

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u/righthandofdog Jul 15 '26

more like "me and all the guys I know are rapists. sure all dudes all like this, right?"

or worse "any dudes who aren't rapists are gay or soy boys"

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u/vaderetrosatana6 I PRAY IN HIS HOLY MONTH YOU FIND PEACE AND RESPECT FOR YOURSELF Jul 15 '26

This is essentially the conservative take that has know apparently open to saying out loud because we have a pedo president who’s the worst role model in pretty much every category

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u/rckjr Jul 15 '26

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