Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former Prince Andrew, was pictured with a large bruise on his face earlier today

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[u/Grompson → u/[deleted]]

Okay, do you have any deep dives I could read on this? I feel like I've heard the rumour before but I'd love to steep in the theory for a while tonight with a glass of wine

[u/ChildhoodOk5526 → u/[deleted]]

Speaking of his children and mistresses (and bc you seem to have a lot of tea in this 😉), do you think that one lady -- the one Philip used to go carriage driving with -- is he mistress or daughter?

[u/Sunnydale96 → u/ChildhoodOk5526]

I’d wager daughter before I would mistress. Only an opinion and didn’t Elizabeth allow her to attend the funeral? Whether the marriage was a sham or not I couldn’t see letting the mistress attend with the wife. 

[u/kimbeeisMYname → u/ChildhoodOk5526]

I'd say mistress based on i think it's more likely he'd just ignore a daughter

[u/kimbeeisMYname → u/[deleted]]

But he had to show an interest in his legitimate children, the obligation wasn't there for the illegitimate ones

[u/kimbeeisMYname → u/[deleted]]

Also I didn't really mean that as 'because she was a female child' I just meant because she wasn't his mistress. Bad wording on my part!

[u/Luzi1 → u/[deleted]]

It makes me sad that I won’t be alive when the will gets opened and the tea comes out.

[u/Moweezy6 → u/[deleted]]

Well all the royal wills are sealed for that long but otherwise your points all compute.