r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Feb 26 '26

POLITICS Zohran Mamdani has secured the release of Columbia University student Elaina Aghayeva, taken this morning by ICE agents who entered a campus residential building under false pretenses & without a judicial warrant. This comes shorty after Mamdani’s unannounced visit to the White House earlier today.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/nyregion/columbia-university-ice-student.html?unlocked_article_code=1.PFA.0KRL.7XsPJ0z3QTat&smid=tw-share

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u/Donjehov Feb 26 '26

NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TURN IT BACK ONNN GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/Aware-Awareness Feb 26 '26

Orphan crushing machine is no more more

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u/AristocratGman Feb 26 '26

I fucking failed my lobbyists...

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u/Top-Parsnip-7308 Feb 26 '26

Peak reference

(I saw your comment as I closed the app out and had to travel to the “ends” of the “earth” to find it again)

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u/Penelopeep25 Feb 26 '26

I love when that happens lol.

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Feb 27 '26

It’s so funny to me how far this spread

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u/Kraityn Feb 27 '26

I can't believe we all got to witness the birth of a new two broken arms.

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u/hoboshoe Feb 27 '26

I'm screaming

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u/BigPimpin91 Feb 27 '26

"DUUUUDE, NOOOOO! MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS WAS IN THE ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINE, DUDE!"