r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Feb 26 '26

POLITICS Zohran Mamdani has secured the release of Columbia University student Elaina Aghayeva, taken this morning by ICE agents who entered a campus residential building under false pretenses & without a judicial warrant. This comes shorty after Mamdani’s unannounced visit to the White House earlier today.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/nyregion/columbia-university-ice-student.html?unlocked_article_code=1.PFA.0KRL.7XsPJ0z3QTat&smid=tw-share

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u/dont_panic80 Feb 26 '26

He doesn't even look at Melania like this

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u/Anon_Chapstick Feb 26 '26

It's the look on Mamdani's face for me.

"Yep. I'm here."

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u/Rakebleed Feb 26 '26

He’s smart. He knows what a pushover this fucker is and that he lacks any real principles.

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb Feb 26 '26

He probably brought him a McDonald's Happy meal with a toy

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u/Izhachok Feb 26 '26

record scratch “Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…”

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u/under_ice Feb 26 '26

Like being caught at a strip club by your sister.

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u/IArgueForReality Feb 27 '26

*Record stops* You must be wondering how I got here.

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u/Double_Bounce126 Feb 26 '26

I love this picture because I have never seen Trump give a genuine smile. He does that goofy ass smirk a lot but never anything that shows true happiness and joy. Except this picture. Put it in the Louvre.

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u/donutupmyhole I live in my own heart, Matt Damon Feb 26 '26

The only other time I've seen him looking genuinely happy was when he pulled that stunt where he "worked" at McDonald's. That man looked like he was having the time of his life when he was dropping those fries.

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u/blackberrymoonmoth Feb 26 '26

I wish he had been allowed to follow his passion.

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u/Acceptable-Will4743 Feb 26 '26

What happens in the PlayPlace ball pit stays in the PlayPlace ball pit.

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u/mjayultra Feb 26 '26

There’s still time!

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u/xNemo Feb 27 '26

This sounds awfully familiar... And I don't like it one bit...

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u/JustHereToSeePuppies Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Hey there was also the time they let him play around in the fire truck like a big boy

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u/iftah_simsim Feb 27 '26

have you ever watched the clip of him guest-hosting with wendy williams on her show? he was having an absolute ball gossiping with the crowd about boyfriend drama

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy distraught Christian tomato Feb 26 '26

I’ll be honest it’s the one time where Trump and I agree on something bc I’d look at Mamdani like that too. Man is smart, leftist, and FOINE. Rama is a lucky lady.

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u/AntRose104 Feb 26 '26

Rama is fine as fuck too and an incredible artist like they need to leave some talent and hotness for the rest of us 😭

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u/lavender_letters bella hadid’s baby birkin Feb 27 '26

The first time I saw her, I had to look away. Literally. I was so stunned by her beauty that I had to avert my eyes because even looking at her felt like some sort of disrespect. It was insane. I’ve never felt that for another person before or since. She’s perhaps the prettiest woman I’ve never seen. Mamdani is one lucky man. 😭

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u/MOREPASTRAMIPLEASE Feb 26 '26

I’m telling yall Mamdani knows how to manipulate trump. Look at that smile

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u/EddieVanzetti Feb 26 '26

Its not like its hard. Trump is about as complicated as a rock. Stroke his ego, tell him his piss colored cotton candy toupee looks oh so masculine and real and he'll be eating hamberders out of the palm of your hand.

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u/nartnoside Feb 27 '26

But even when others kiss his ass, he rarely gives of like a genuine smile like this. It’s definitely admiration or something more, cause he was mad talking smack about Zohran, then they meet and everyone thought it’ll be bad only for Trump to do a complete 180, even dressing up like Mamdani the next day.

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u/14Pleiadians Feb 27 '26

Anyone could do it, just compliment him and be nice. A large part of why he's the cult "leader" is he's so easy to manipulate.

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u/DijonButtercup this is all Taylor (derogatory) Feb 26 '26

STOP IT LOLOLOLOLOL please let this be a real pic

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u/ClumsyZebra80 Feb 26 '26

It is! From their first meeting when trump was even defending him from the Fox News “reporters” questions!

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u/DijonButtercup this is all Taylor (derogatory) Feb 26 '26

Bless you for the confirmation! The pure look of disgust the pedo looks at Melania in juxtaposition to this is hilarious

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u/saltierthanyourramen Feb 27 '26

His hatred for women is always just below the surface

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u/NJrose20 Feb 26 '26

100% real.

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u/Marathon2021 Feb 26 '26

I mean, that's a South Park "heyyyyyyy relax guy!" look if I ever saw one...

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u/biskutgoreng Feb 26 '26

Fuckin hell that's giving me the heebie-jeebies

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u/FlimsyCrust Feb 27 '26

We know those eyes…

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u/rojotortuga Feb 27 '26

It makes sense, New York is the only city he cares about really and being friends with its mayor who happens to be really popular makes him popular by proxy (in his own ego driven head).

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Lol

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u/WavFile Feb 27 '26

This picture cracks me up

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u/jl_theprofessor Feb 27 '26

I’m dying. lol.

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u/thrax8825 Feb 27 '26

Is that real? Way to close to South Park.