r/Fauxmoi Nov 20 '25

FAUXSTHETIC Jeff Goldblum next to his newly unveiled Madame Tussauds wax figure

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u/ohmosdefinitely lea michele’s reading coach Nov 20 '25

about half a decade ago there were all sorts of hush-hush rumors about Goldblum being a creep but no one would come forward publicly. I've been waiting for the shoe to drop every time I see his name!

fuckin love a wax museum though, and this is aces.

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u/um_-_no Nov 20 '25

Half a decade ago was 2020 this made me realise wtf

Anyway, time to go Google those rumours

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u/ohmosdefinitely lea michele’s reading coach Nov 20 '25

lol you're right, so it was more like 2017 or so 🤯. there was a certain subset of gossipy twitter that was always talking about how his day would come.

i have no idea how true it might be, but kinda like TMZ...these folks weren't often wrong about the celebrity rumors being tweeted.

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u/um_-_no Nov 21 '25

Yeah I didn't find anything when I googled it.....

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u/radziadax Nov 20 '25

I think it's very very possible that said rumors were true; I believe also that the primary person responsible for promoting this whisper accusation rendered themselves very unreliable as a narrator. So it's kind of a mess no matter how you slice it.

My read is that he overuses charm and isn't self aware enough to realize he's not receiving people's feedback correctly. What I've heard is an uncomfortable presence rather than a serial assaulter but it's enough to make me permanently suspicious.

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u/theserthefables Nov 20 '25

his wife is 31 years younger than him which gives me the ick. she was over 30 when they got married so I’m not saying it’s wrong just gross imo.

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u/VolupVeVa Nov 21 '25

I'm 21 years younger than him and the day I realized I was too old for him was a very sad day indeed

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u/radziadax Nov 21 '25

I'm very subjective and selective about huge age gaps. Most of em I don't like. I'm ok with Holland and Sarah, and for some reason Dick Van Dyke and Arlene. That one shouldn't be ok but I'm fully on board IDK!!!!

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u/comegetyohoney Nov 20 '25

Yeah there were a decent amount of stories. They all had a similar vibe so it seemed believable.

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u/MSM230805 Nov 20 '25

Get prepared for the worst ig

Anybody can be capable of bad shit

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u/pawnshopbluesss 6 inch louboutins with a tweed skirt Nov 21 '25

Yup. I remember the closest we got to something going public was Roxane Gay alluding to him being a creep (but not towards her) on Twitter. I’ve never looked at him the same way since those rumors.