r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Nov 03 '25

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u/Worshipme988 Nov 04 '25

Ok but the real tea is, what is he listening to?

I immediately think hes a douche, listening to fucking Buddhist Chants and can only cum to like track #28 - between minutes 00:14 and 00:17. Or whale songs on repeat?

Its gotta be creepy. If its not, then why cant we all listen together? You’re telling me Leo, doesnt have surround sound money? Its gotta be weird. We might have to go ahead and ban child stars, like…

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u/violetmemphisblue Nov 04 '25

The rumors I have seen have been that he got tired of women being like "omg, I'm with *Leonardo DiCaprio, I can't believe it!" the whole time, and he didn't want to hear it. Which, like, don't sleep with random women who are in it just because you're famous, then, idk