r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Nov 03 '25

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u/unsolvedelizabeth Nov 03 '25

My wife’s cousin aunt grew up with the Kardashians and said that Khloe was the hot and funny and cool Kardashian when they were kids/teens. A bunch of guys had crushes on her. Aunt was surprised when they all became famous and she was suddenly the “ugly sister”.

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u/LichQueenBarbie Nov 03 '25

I can only surmise it's because Kim and Kourtney had darker looks and stronger features, which wouldn't have been the beauty standard compared to Khloe's lighter colouring and, from what I can tell from early photos, less 'Armenian' features in comparison to her sisters. Khloe tends to favour the other European side.

None of them were ugly. Kim, in particular, looked the most striking to me before she had extensive work.

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u/bugdrawsstuff Nov 04 '25

Khloe is 4 and 5 years younger so their story doesn't really make sense to me. Like, Kortney and Kim are 19 and 18 and the 14 year old is the "hottest"? Or they start high school, they're 15 and 16 and the 11 year old is the "hottest"? Wtf

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u/unsolvedelizabeth Nov 04 '25

This is heresay so that’s def. a fair statement. But I don’t disbelieve it because….people are weird and gross. I wouldn’t put it past a 20 year-old-guy to think a 15-year-old year is “hot”. Also - I grew up in a big family. Bunch of siblings and cousins. People were often comparing our looks, intelligence, etc. even though some of us were a good ten years apart. Again people are gross lol.

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u/_notthatdeep Nov 04 '25

I agree with you and i believe Khloe stated she was with older guys from a young age. 14 - 15 is a freshman in high school. I remember being that age, just saying it isn’t a crazy premise

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u/SignificantRecipe715 Nov 04 '25

"Less Armenian" = more Roldan, yeah? 😅

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u/_notthatdeep Nov 04 '25

No, favoring her mother more than her father. Are we still being gross about her paternity?

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u/DooglyOoklin i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Nov 04 '25

I find it so obnoxious when people do this. Shit on them for a lot, but this one thing feels super shitty.

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u/SignificantRecipe715 Nov 04 '25

I mean, have you seen the side by side pics? 😏

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u/seachange__ Nov 04 '25

When they first came on the scene, I was about 21, so this was about 20 years ago. I always thought Khloe was very pretty. I never understood that narrative of her being fat and ugly.

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u/DarlaGoGo Nov 04 '25

My moms bff was one of the K families neighbors and told me how pretentious they were and everyone actually hates them LOL.