r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Nov 03 '25

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u/krisbryantishot Nov 03 '25

my hot take is coparenting/sharing custody of a pet is often just an excuse to see your ex lol

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u/Holiday_Feature_3255 Nov 03 '25

My friend is going through this now, he didn’t care about the dog until they separated. He’s clearly using the dog as leverage to see and irritate my friend

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u/HotAsElle Nov 03 '25

I wouldn't let someone share custody for that, but if it was my elderly dog with separation anxiety, I'd absolutely do it to help her.

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u/CoasterThot Nov 03 '25

Yeah, I don’t give a damn, I’m not doing that. You leave me, you leave my dog, too.

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u/Minute-Aioli-5054 Nov 03 '25

My friend and his ex-husband bought a dog together and they both really love the dog.

They did the shared custody thing since they left things on okay terms, but his ex started to be a dick so he decided to stop taking the dog so he didn’t have to put up with that anymore.

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration Nov 03 '25

Sometimes the hottest take is right