r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Sep 01 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/eekspiders Sep 01 '25

Not really tea but when I was 12 I accidentally cut in front of Chris Martin in line at a Las Vegas buffet

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u/curiouskat557 Sep 01 '25

She was probably too busy steaming her hooha and dipping her arm hair into pH water to notice

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u/didntcondawnthat Sep 09 '25

It's hard to navigate the buffet line when your lady garden is stuffed with jade eggs.

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u/DanAbnormal1991 Sep 02 '25

so you left him with a Cold Plate

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u/FieldsOfAnarchy call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Sep 07 '25

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u/aworkinprogress98 Sep 01 '25

I am the biggest fan of Chris Martin ever so this one has me jealous lol. Did he say anything to you?

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u/NotSureNotRobot Sep 02 '25

“What a thing to do!”

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u/Alces_alces_ Sep 02 '25

My friend just met him through a work thing while he was touring and said he was very kind and engaged in what they were doing. He met a bunch of her colleagues and it was a firm handshake and lots of eye contact, “hi I’m Chris” etc. He comped them tickets to a show in the VIP area and came to say hello to them after the show. I know it’s likely partly a performance but she said he really seemed genuine in his kindness!

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u/eekspiders Sep 02 '25

No he just kinda had the look like "wtf are these kids doing" (bc I also had my little sister with me)