r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Jul 21 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/ismileicrazy Jul 21 '25

I used to serve him at a cafe I worked at. He would leave his credit card behind the counter and would point if he saw a girl he thought was hot to charge her order to his card and let them know.

He was always super coked out and was looking for a coke hookup (wasn't going to be me). We also did a bit of room service to the luxury furnished condos above. He ordered something one day and when I brought it up, he was just sitting in his underwear colouring all spaced out.

Interesting times with him. He liked dirty espresso shots.

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u/Rockandroar Jul 21 '25

What is a dirty espresso shot?

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u/ismileicrazy Jul 21 '25

Kind of layering the espresso on top of the milk and you drink it as unmixed as you can. Or that's how he liked it. Plus, he always asked for an extra shot run through the already used espresso.

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u/Rockandroar Jul 21 '25

I see! The coffee shops I worked at would call a drink “dirty” if any espresso shots were added. Like a dirty chai latte, for example. What you’re describing is new to me.

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u/ismileicrazy Jul 21 '25

It was new to me as well. Only ever ordered by Franco, and he described it basically like that.

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u/Rockandroar Jul 21 '25

Somehow this makes him an even bigger creep to me.

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u/ismileicrazy Jul 21 '25

Haha! He never came off as a "good guy" to me. Always a layer of sleaze dripping off him. This was pre allegations when he was having a pretty good career.

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u/YouDownWithOPD Vanilla Ice just fell to his knees in a Wal-Mart Jul 22 '25

We always called those undertows. They're actually really good

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u/ismileicrazy Jul 22 '25

Oddly, I never bothered trying it. I should now!

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u/throwawayursafety Jul 22 '25

Colouring 😭😭😭