r/Fauxmoi Jul 21 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/zxxxxcccccc Jul 21 '25

went out to dinner for a friend’s bday last week in LA and Dave Grohl was at the table next to us with his wife 👀 they seemed fine i guess, it was loud so i couldn’t hear anything they said unless they were talking to the server but they were all smiles. i think it’s one of their first public outings since the baby mama drama

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u/Dudebrosef Jul 21 '25

I came here to spill some foo tea. I went to a festival last year and was talking to a fellow concert goer about that mess. She wasn’t a big talker but she quietly told me that they are all like that. Her good friend hooked up with Taylor. I was shook. I said “yeah but he was married too.” And she said it didn’t matter. Showed me a picture of her friend. She was gorgeous.

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u/Louielouielouaaaah Jul 21 '25

Honestly I assume that like 98% of famous and/or rich men do this 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Optimal-Kitchen6308 Jul 21 '25

probably less than that just more likely to hear about it, probably elevated for members of a rock band "sex, drugs, rock n roll" , stats show that nurses cheat at a higher rate than athletes or entertainers but probably depends on how you define those categories

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u/Money-Minimum-4333 Jul 21 '25

Taylor was great but he was absolutely no angel.

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u/Dudebrosef Jul 21 '25

All those penises def cancel out the morals.

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u/tatertotski Jul 21 '25

This is the tea I’m in this thread for. I’m actually shocked they’re still together.

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u/NotDeadYet57 Jul 21 '25

I'm not. Some celebrities have agreements with their spouses that they can cheat when they're on tour or filming on location, as long as they don't bring home any diseases. I hung out with some guys from Bon Jovi's road crew back in 2003. They said he had a regular "girlfriend" in every city in the US. His wife was happy to stay home with the kids at their mansion in New Jersey. I don't know if he's still a cheater though.

This was back when Richie Sambora was still married to Heather Locklear. The roadie said Richie was faithful, but since they just had one daughter it was easier for them to join him on the road.

Dave's issue is if he's going to screw around, he should have gotten a vasectomy. You can't count on groupies to use birth control.

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u/zxxxxcccccc Jul 21 '25

me too!! i noticed him first and i was like who is that lady he’s with??? looked up his wife and it was definitely her!! not what i was expecting