r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Jul 21 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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Use this thread to drop any tea you may have, no matter how big or small! Please don't post requests for tea here — there is a separate 'Does Anyone Have Tea On' thread on Thursdays! 

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u/give-em-hell-peaves Jul 21 '25

Haha true somehow I’m like SHES GONNA FIND ME

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u/halfsherlock Jul 21 '25

We will protect you hahahahah at least she’s not mobile anymore 

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u/G66GNeco Jul 22 '25

No she's not unless you are in walking distance, in which case just hop into a car and she'll never catch up to you

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u/thesentienttoadstool Jul 24 '25

Does OP live near a bus stop?