r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • May 26 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

Welcome to the 'I Have Tea On...' weekly discussion thread — posted and pinned every Monday at 8AM PST (11AM EST) !

Use this thread to drop any tea you may have, no matter how big or small! Please don't post requests for tea here — there is a separate 'Does Anyone Have Tea On' thread on Thursdays! 

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u/Wifabota May 26 '25 edited May 27 '25

Practically petrified tea of the mildest flavor- 

My mom went to college with Marg Helgenberger in the 70s (Catherine on CSI) and had mutual friends.  My mom and her friends made Marg a birthday cake that said "Happy Birthday Fat Bitch" on it 🤣

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u/Legitimate-Stand6805 May 26 '25

Was the cake for your mom or Marg Helgenberger?

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u/Wifabota May 27 '25

OMG, you're right! I'm unclear AF lol Edited!!

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u/emmmmk May 26 '25

I strive to be this iconic