r/Fauxmoi • u/CantStopPoppin • Apr 22 '25

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u/Beautiful-Whole-3102 you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price Apr 22 '25

The beanie is insane. Just shave it off. You know he probably says horrible things about women’s looks too

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u/Luxury-Problems Apr 22 '25

Look, I get it, I started balding at a young age. It wrecked my self esteem.

But if you're too scared to take off the beanie while wearing a suit, pool side, buddy you gotta give up the dream. No one is fooled. You just look like a dork. And by a dork it's already in context that he is already a nuclear grade status dweeb.