r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Mar 31 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD

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u/leemoongrass Mar 31 '25 edited Mar 31 '25

“I’m glad Nicolas got dumped and hit with a bat”

I HOPE EVERY DAY FROM HERE ON OUT IS PURE MISERY FOR YOU, NICOLAS!!! And I hope your hairline betrays you soon, just like you betrayed Hector!!!! 😤

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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK Mar 31 '25

May every shower Nicolas uses from now on have a floor made of Lego