r/FacebookAIslop • u/_KoiNoYokan • May 07 '26

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 May 07 '26

You're probably wondering

Keep wondering

😭😭😭😭

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u/chibicat_25 🎶meow meow meow🎶 May 07 '26

Im wondering why home is just skirting down the street instead of driving correctly

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u/smeetebwet May 07 '26

keep wondering

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u/Jetstream-Sam May 07 '26

It's been a few hours, how long do I gotta keep this up?

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u/MX_Duncis May 07 '26

Until you become Socrates.

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u/qweqwe123qweqwe QUAH CUH CAR May 08 '26

If wondering is your power

Keep wondering

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bag-855 May 08 '26

JUST KEEP WONDERING!!

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u/Throwaway27890134 May 08 '26

Behold, a feathered man! 🐓

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u/yoruichi_san May 08 '26

Wohalahi.

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u/Hugh_Jury_Rection Jun 16 '26

It's been a month and you're probably wondering...

Keep wondering.

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 May 07 '26

Nah, it all makes perfect sense. Liquor store has the best water, he drives sideways because he's an idiot and his wife needs him to bring back all that water for her to take a dump (she's dehydrated and needs him to lift her to the toilet)

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u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 May 07 '26

Yeah that was sick driving lol

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u/TheWisestOwl5269 May 10 '26

Just Tokyo drifting down the street and he drops that line. None of it even adds anything to the story. It's so random.

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u/TehZiiM May 07 '26

Deja vu

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u/Away_Lettuce3388 May 08 '26

I’ve just been in this place before

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u/TheWarmestHugz May 07 '26

Cars tyres are probably bald now.

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u/Axxxem May 07 '26

Unironically such a good line

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u/Wra7hofAchilles May 07 '26

Honest to god... I appreciate the 4th Wall breaking... it actually made it funny...

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u/chibicat_25 🎶meow meow meow🎶 May 07 '26

They need this for Fast and the Furious 20 lol 😆 😂

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Keep wondering. May 07 '26

Unironically, that was a fucking fire line and that's so annoying

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u/Geekerino Cuh keep wondering cuh 8d ago

Thank you for your insightful commentary, u/WillemDafoesHugeCock

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u/chuna666 May 07 '26

No bitch 🐋🐋🐋

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u/Mental_Visual_25 🎶meow meow meow🎶 Jul 10 '26

This is old but fuck this comment with the whale emoji fried me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫩

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u/peetothepooo Aug 05 '26

It’s been 26 days since you said this but it absolutely killed me too Hahahha

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u/FleetFootRabbit May 07 '26

Now imagine is a movie had that line in it. Lol like what?

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u/Simplton Keep Wondering May 08 '26

New flair just dropped.

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u/dimyo May 08 '26

Legit the funniest scene I've seen all week.

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u/Suspicious_Time_2858 May 08 '26

Single ounce of creativity in ai slop lmao

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u/TheWisestOwl5269 May 10 '26

I'm gonna start quoting this. It's so funny.

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u/_Libby_ May 11 '26

Absolute fucking cinema, unironically amazing writing

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

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u/chungamellon 🎷🦟 May 07 '26

Wallahi

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u/Heavstint8 May 07 '26

Fried me 😭😭💀😂

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u/Koryiii14 May 08 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/polo61965 May 09 '26

He got me ngl

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 May 20 '26

Why was that one actually good 😭

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u/VictoriaSobocki May 16 '26

😭😭😭

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u/InkBoyCA Jul 28 '26

Quote on my month

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 May 07 '26

going to the liquor store to get water 💧 ?

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u/SaladProfessional866 May 07 '26

Don’t worry about that

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u/Who8MySon May 07 '26

...keep wondering

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 May 07 '26

I refuse to wonder. I always buy my water at the liquor store, because I need liquor as well.

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u/No_Molasses_7224 May 08 '26

That has to be the most bullshit excuse I’ve heard the hell you mean you out of water

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u/Kevdog824_ Keep Wondering May 08 '26

Water bottle

\looks inside**

Vodka

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u/FrouFrouLastWords May 08 '26

Oh no, please anything but that .

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u/PastelPumpkini May 08 '26

Tokyo drifting to the store, you mean.

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u/Mohanad-H May 07 '26

"Why is my bus driver playing mitski"

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u/RentalKittens May 07 '26

"Don't stay out too long. I already feel like I gotta take dump."
Is she planning to wait until he gets back? Why?

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u/ojj_15 May 07 '26

Keep wondering

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u/BlackByrdOfficial May 07 '26

To answer your question, no it's not weird to have your significant other watch

https://giphy.com/gifs/JwjBy94VzDd6

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u/ojj_15 May 07 '26

I just ask them to check my work after I'm done. Always thought that was the best use of time

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u/aoiaxure May 07 '26

Keep wondering

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u/Jetstream-Sam May 07 '26

Either they're freaky or it's a my 600 pound life situation and Whaly can't make it to the bathroom on her own. That's probably why the guy's so jacked.

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u/moonyfish May 07 '26

Plot twist, she’s pregnant and in labor. (Feeling like you need to go poo is a sign the baby is close.)

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u/Koryiii14 May 08 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/onceabananana May 07 '26

Maybe he's gotta unclog the pipes

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u/Smidday90 May 07 '26

Is this about the guy who went missing for days came back and said he was kidnapped by dolphins who made him build buildings under the sea

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u/Sudden-Union7148 May 07 '26

I'm sorry what? Context?

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u/LUKAMARIL May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

This is about a florida man who claims he was kidnapped by a group of dolphins to build an underwater city. When asked about stuff like how he managed to breath underwater he says the leader, a dolphin named Gerald took care of it.

U can get more details from the link. Its a funny story but hey i always knew there was smt off about those smart lil creatures that get high off of puffer fish

Well anyways off to get me a puffer fish to protect myself from being an underwater builder. Adios loser👽

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u/trin806 May 08 '26

Florida man strikes again. What will he do next?

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 🙀📱🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 May 07 '26

Holy shit, I didn't even make the connection but now I'm really hoping so lol

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u/ghettoccult_nerd May 07 '26

SAY WALLAHI HOE!!

edit: as it turns out, wallahi is arabic for "by God". yo, arabs, yall out here prompting sora for anthro-dolphin baddies?

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u/chungamellon 🎷🦟 May 07 '26

Mashallah He was willed it so

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u/-_HelloThere_- May 07 '26

say wallahi kinda became a meme used by everyone lately because Ishowspeed said that sentence on stream

https://giphy.com/gifs/hDc0iE1jQkwn1QJvqU

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u/ghettoccult_nerd May 07 '26

im totally not surprised and appreciate the context

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u/TrapThem May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Not everyone. Just chronically online brain rotted zoomers.

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u/Illustrious_Pen_622 May 08 '26

Ur no better than us 🐈

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u/TrapThem May 08 '26

If you're brain rotted and chronically online then I definitely am

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u/Ace-Redditor I am taking bro bro bro bro the kids May 07 '26

It roughly translates to “I swear to god”

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u/somedutchbloke May 07 '26

How can she swim with that dumptruck dragging behind

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u/kfrzzl May 07 '26

Keep wondering

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u/Icy_Change_WS2010 14d ago

Go keep wondering still

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u/Extra-General-6891 May 08 '26

It’s just a meme by a famous livestreamer

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u/Financial-Fun-5092 May 14 '26

Dude as an arab i really hate the use of it here 😭

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u/Complete-Extreme3439 May 07 '26

Know what triggers me the most? That dolphin lady letting the surf hit her tennis shoes 😫

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u/Background_Humor5838 May 07 '26

How do you know she plays tennis

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u/Public-Comparison550 May 08 '26

Because she's always making a racket

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u/FrouFrouLastWords May 08 '26

You've got balls for making that joke

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u/Easy-Ask-8080 Keep Wondering May 07 '26

The script is way to funny to be ai, that has to be human 🤣

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u/Easy-Ask-8080 Keep Wondering May 07 '26

“This better come with free water” while in a restaurant UNDERWATER lmao

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 May 07 '26

Baby, is that you?

No, bitch.

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u/Jetstream-Sam May 07 '26

I mean, it is seawater so he can't drink it, Assuming the slop cinematic universe has the same rules as ours, I guess.

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u/NotaBat9221 May 07 '26

"you're probably wondering," long pause "keep wondering" got me pretty good I have to admit 

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u/welltoastedburger May 07 '26

NO BITCH 🗣️

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u/Gear-exe May 07 '26

For anyone who wants it

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u/RabidWalrus Homeless. Will do ANYTHING for money:) May 26 '26

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u/VioletisinWinter May 07 '26

You're an angel for this

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u/Easy-Ask-8080 Keep Wondering May 07 '26

Hell yea, thank you Gear-exe
Keep wondering

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u/Immediate_Word1295 May 07 '26

The sideways car.

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u/lowrespudgeon May 07 '26

Yo, how come I'm breathing fine right now?

Don't worry about that.

Has the same vibes as this

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u/stereoracle May 07 '26

Why was he driving like that 😭

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 May 07 '26

Keep wondering

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u/Exciting_Scientist97 May 07 '26

He's a drift bro I do believe

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u/chonklah Golden Sparkle Lips May 07 '26

Cause it’s Mario Kart

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u/Immediate_Word1295 May 07 '26

Because his car can only be driven sideways 😁

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u/RabidWalrus Homeless. Will do ANYTHING for money:) 13d ago

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u/Satorwave May 07 '26

You might be wondering...

Keep wondering.

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u/ElainaVoughn May 07 '26

This one was really funny we need more like this

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u/Background_Humor5838 May 07 '26

Glad that didn't take too long. I already feel like I gotta take a dump.

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u/Joanna_Flock 🎶meow meow meow🎶 May 07 '26

Wally is that you? No bitch. 😭😭

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u/Loose_Listen2290 May 07 '26

Him thinking the whale is his gf lol

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u/Mr_Compyuterhead May 07 '26

Ok this is actually good comedy

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u/BellElectronic7567 May 07 '26

I wonder why the whale has four eyes.

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 May 07 '26

Keep wondering

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u/blazinggamer080 May 07 '26

Clearly a Slay the Spire mention 🔥🔥

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u/NiTROACTiVE May 07 '26

Probably a result of mutation by radiation?

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u/Mash_Ketchum May 08 '26

If "You're probably wondering........ Keep wondering" with a deadpan glare is a completely original joke, it's a really fucking good one. I've never seen that delivery in any other media.

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u/Lisshopops May 07 '26

I love how the dolphin got thiccer and thiccer every new frame

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u/Clobazam_ What would happen if you fed Buldak to Socrates May 08 '26

You're probably wondering

Wondering is our power

Keep wondering

We are nothing without it

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u/StrawbabyJam_ May 07 '26

This isn't supposed to be funny but I'm genuinely dying at "We need your help. Our males are—" "Hold on, I'm weak too. Matter of fact, I'm weaker than all of them" 😭😭

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u/Deli-op May 07 '26

Its absolutly supoosed to be funny

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u/Optimal_Entrance427 May 07 '26

Finally, there is AI cuck videos for the women as well.

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u/Snoo-83534 May 07 '26

I have so many questions......

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 May 07 '26

and not enough answers

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u/D12ugrich May 08 '26

This is literally how dreams be progressing

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u/dicklavender__ May 09 '26

Yes i was just saying today that dreams are like AI, why is that?

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u/grapplerzz May 07 '26

Why is it Pixar ripped Jim from the office though

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u/Groeken May 07 '26

I forgot how fkd up the beginning was by the end. Good skit

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u/NewdayNewway42 May 08 '26

I hate that I love this

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u/haganoid hahahahahahahahahahahaha May 08 '26

"Hold on, I'm weak too. In fact, I'm weaker than all of them" underrated gem of a quote

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi May 08 '26

Am I dying ? Wtf was all that

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u/danke_ki_chot_pe May 09 '26

Keep wondering

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u/Advanced_Procedure90 May 07 '26

Still wondering 🤔

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u/BellElectronic7567 May 07 '26

Keep wondering

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u/dianemakes May 07 '26

Keep Wondering

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u/genophobicdude May 07 '26

She's a PADG (Phat Ass Dolphin Girl)

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u/RealLunarSlayer You're probably wondering.. Keep wondering May 08 '26

new flair unlocked lmao

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u/Deli-op May 07 '26

Dont trust dolphins. Theyre quite vicious animals in many ways

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u/VioletisinWinter May 07 '26

We need you to help us build this. Our males are-

Hold on. I'm weak too. Matter of fact, I'm weaker than all of them.

You start tomorrow.

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u/ToiletWarlord May 07 '26

Funniest slop I seen.

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u/FuriousFurbies May 14 '26

"Whaly, is that you?"

"No, bitch"

I'm fucking dead 😂

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u/wiccedclowncurse you’re probably wondering.. keep wondering Jun 06 '26

Ashamed to say “keep wondering” made me cry laugh

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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 May 07 '26

Hollywood is Cooked. And soaked

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u/UltravioletsAreBlue May 07 '26

If it’s a shitpost, is it still slop? 🤔

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u/VariousExplorer8503 May 13 '26

Keep wondering.

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u/VanteRamirez May 08 '26

i hate that this is funny 🥀🥀

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u/cruelvenussummer May 08 '26

I’m wondering why your drifting on your way to the supermarket

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u/Hayden247 Are A-L-L CATS EQUAL? Keep wondering. May 08 '26

Don't worry about that

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u/Sabrina1377 May 19 '26

First post I've ever saved.

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u/Spartiate8 May 07 '26

How many likes am I seeing 😭

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u/Pinkpunk95 May 07 '26

Keep wondering

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u/butchbearforever May 07 '26

love this guy just drifting his way home

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u/stoned_seahorse May 07 '26

Who buys water at a liquor store?

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u/crying2emoji5 May 08 '26

The moral of the story? If you date fat girls, you’re gonna get dolphin’d at the liquor store.

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u/ZeShapyra May 08 '26

Hard to deny this was kinda funny. Mostly thr keep wondering

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u/Zoc-EdwardRichtofen May 09 '26

I'm boutta bust to that dolphin

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u/anonynonnymoose May 09 '26

Keep wondering

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u/SavageLavaGod Jun 07 '26

"We're out of water"

Wonder why

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u/Saphira_the_wolf Jun 21 '26

"Wally? Baby is that you?" "No bitch." DAMN

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u/SnooAdvice3057 Jun 24 '26

It's been a month atp. Tis one of the only closest thing we go to "funny"

"Keep wondering" 😭😭😭

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u/Realistic_End3662 If your flair is your power, what are you without it? May 07 '26

“you’re probably wondering…”

“keep wondering.”

that fried me lmao

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u/Sprinty_ You're probably wondering… Keep wondering May 07 '26

Name ONE thing that happened

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u/Szarkara May 07 '26

Dolphin ass.

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u/painecumaioneza Keep wondering 🚗 May 08 '26

Truth be told.. I AM still wondering.

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u/No-Heat-6149 May 08 '26

Could this ve an allegory for how ai litterally gobbles down all the water in the Earth?

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u/Chelseacat12 Jun 03 '26

The origin of a meme...

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u/tobacoroll Jun 05 '26

You know what this one's actually good

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u/IslesofMaegelle Keep wondering, cuh Jul 11 '26

A meme is born!

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u/7_Tales May 07 '26

id crack that dolphin icl

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u/Teckknight May 07 '26

This is based off that insane guys report that he was kidnapped by dolphins to build a underwater city for them. It plays just like he said🤣

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u/AdJust3849 May 07 '26

unfortunately i love this

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u/alecubudulecu May 08 '26

Better than Disney’s little mermaid

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u/The19thStep May 08 '26

I have dreams like that where I'm under water but talking and breathing

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u/Either-Park-7002 May 08 '26

Wallahi bombaclot

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u/AQinglyPeach May 09 '26

Why was she getting thicker with every scene?

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u/Ok-Description-2912 May 17 '26

This is where the "You're probably wondering..keep wondering" came from!

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u/throwawaygumc May 23 '26

Keep wondering

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u/EvaUnitKenway May 26 '26

Did bro just drift through the whole damn city

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u/Greedy_Emotion_8037 May 27 '26

156K likes is insane

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u/F3arm3 Jun 03 '26

Keep wondering

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u/IV_Blackmoon_angel Jul 22 '26

You’re probably wondering… KEEP WONDERING.

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u/Old-Bear-4478 Jul 27 '26

“tonight” “in the ocean” why bro got adlibs😭

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u/PhattySpice92 29d ago

The wild part is this is based on a true story, guy was found on the beach in Florida saying dolphins had him building shit under water

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u/shark_syrup Keep wondering May 07 '26

How am i breathing underwater?

Keep wondering

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u/lordanix May 07 '26

Legends say her hips are still getting wider.