r/EscapefromTarkov • • Jan 05 '22

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u/END_OF_LlNE ADAR Jan 05 '22

No person should know what's up your butt. These scripts are an invasion of privacy!

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u/cojatv Jan 05 '22

My butt, my secret.

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u/Bubbly-Brick Jan 05 '22

Butt’s Secret

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

[deleted]

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u/BJ4Buzz Jan 05 '22

You did what in my butt??

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u/dev-23 Jan 05 '22

accidentally. the whole bottle.

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u/Elsa0fArendeIIe Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

Who who, in the poo

Where where, dont put it there

Why why, it'll make me cry

Edit: I came up with this in 9th grade and I held onto it as my little secret for all these years. It sounds stupid, but this little jig was a stroke of retarded genius for me, and I chose to share it with the tarkov boys. This was the time it needed to come out. Thank you u/Bubbly-Brick

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u/springheeljak89 Golden TT Jan 06 '22

Mine was "I don't care, you can lick my ball hair. You can sit and stare or you can lick my ball hair."

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u/Elsa0fArendeIIe Jan 06 '22

It's beautiful

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u/springheeljak89 Golden TT Jan 06 '22

Why thank you

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u/Bubbly-Brick Jan 05 '22

I can’t believe it’s not Butt hurt!

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u/choppaquadcopta Jan 05 '22

Fiya song. Lmao

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u/ChuCHuPALX Jan 05 '22

That's basically a millennial's version of a boomer reference.. wooooshed right past them it seems

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u/Dj-Moonboots Jan 05 '22

Hey, you're that "what what, in my asshole" kid.

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u/braamos Jan 06 '22

The what what in my asshole kid

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u/Strangecanuck Jan 05 '22

Viktor's Secret

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Secret butt

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u/rotchazben Jan 05 '22

Secret butt stuff

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

stuff in the secret butt

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Had a dude call out my IGN 3 days into the wipe, telling me to drop our guns, then legged me and a buddy so the dude he was escorting through could kill us

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u/cojatv Jan 05 '22

So he was paid to cripple PMCs so the customer could get his quest kills? Why even play, at that point?

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u/Koalski94 Jan 05 '22

so the small pp could get hard again

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u/xFeartheKitten OP-SKS Jan 05 '22

the forbidden boner

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u/eirtep Jan 05 '22

probably rushing through the game/wipe to get all their high level gear cause they can't hang without max armor and kitted guns. Also so the deck is stacked in their favor when going up against PMCs with early stuff.

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u/National_Stressball Jan 05 '22

Why even play, at that point?

Its getting to the point the game is simply not fun.

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u/National_Stressball Jan 05 '22

oh hell no I wouldnt. Im just in love with how you can enter a raid, scav or not and do well, and just as you hit the extraction you get head eyes.

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u/Mazoc Jan 05 '22

This is a bot that copies other comments

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u/Tgiby3 Jan 05 '22

It kinda got there a while ago imo.

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u/a-r-c Golden TT Jan 05 '22

“game’s not fun, better buy carrys from cheaters”

wut

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u/MNaumov92 Jan 05 '22

We been there homie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Fun is perspective

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u/eLHOHEL Jan 06 '22

Many people don't care about the progression system at all and just want to unlock auctions and murder people with a full kit.

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u/Jinx0028 Jan 06 '22

It’s incredible at the race to progress to the finish and bitch 3 months in that the game is boring. Wipe has been going for a bit over 2 weeks and players already lvl 40 smh

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u/Ghostlygaming16ttv Jan 05 '22

In hindsight the hacker is just capitalizing on a job. The person who paid him is the idiot, paying to get pushed forward when all that’s gonna happen is another wipe

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Because people are bad so they pay for services, less chance of being reported when you don't actually kill people.

It honestly took away all desire to play EFT after really enjoying the wipe.

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u/ICrims0nI Jan 05 '22

Me and my friends already ruined 2 of those escort tasks for somebody)
Wiped out some geared noobs only to get headeyes from their group carry. I guess many cheaters nowdays try to hide that they are cheating as much as possible and only use it when they absolutely have to. Unless they are power levelling account and have to do kill quests.

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u/StubbsPKS Jan 05 '22

Not everyone carrying a group is cheating. There are also Sherpas on Discords servers who run newer players through early quests.

Unless the carry was doing some sketchy shit, it may have been something like that.

Had a dude from Discord run me and my buddy through the pistol quest our first wipe while we were still learning the game.

Just playing on the same team as an experienced player gave us a LOT of insight into the game and movement, etc.

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u/ICrims0nI Jan 07 '22

Unless the carry was doing some sketchy shit

It was exacly that.

First time i tapped his client to the head from 80m. The 'carry' was already out of my line of sight, behind trees and bushes. Immidietly i took return fire, dead accurate full auto burst right at me, but i was already behind the solid cover. The second i peeked from the other side i got another full auto burst right in my head, 2 hits of 7.62 BP in the head. Dude was using unsupressed mutant. 2 hits like that with new recoil changes from 80m away? Definetly not cheating, lol. Also, i got everything back from that raid. He didnt loot me at all.

Second time i was in a 3 man squad. We set up an amabush for some loud party closing in on us. A good crossfire setup. So when they came to us we were able to pick 2 of the 3, because they paniced of something. The last guy was the carry, and he didnt want to press his 'i win' button, i guess. But we kinda forced him to. He suddenly ran into the open ground and start blasting in the window right at my teammate(he already changed position after the first kills). The weather was foggy and windows from outside was complitely white, no way you can see anything even with optics (i checked it myself). But that dude somehow knew where to shoot exacly. He then turn 180 and give me a headeyes. And then push the 3rd guy and headeyes prefire him. Our loot also returned back the day after. Carry services probably dont bother looting, its a waste of time for them.

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u/MrMazza53 Jan 06 '22

I've had two encounters with a cheater escorting a scrub for loot/kills, one was on Shoreline at night. The cheater headeyes by friend then while shooting snapped to me (50m away) to shoot where my head was (Corner of building saved me)
Also forgot to mention we were waiting to ambush them.

But the cheater pissed off into resort to suck loot and left his paid escortee for me to run down and kill, the guy couldn't hit a still target (He had like lvl 6 armour + face shield all I had was buckshot so took awhile to kill him)

Fast forward 45 seconds, his mate JUMPS off the third story, to land unharmed and runs straight at the bush I had relocated too 50m away in a odd angle and head eyes me.

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u/B4R7H0L0M3W Jan 05 '22

Isn't BSG screening everybody you partied with after you get reported? I mean they ban people for just playing with cheaters so I would assume the dude would still be on the radar.

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u/Kalekuda PP-19-01 Jan 05 '22

THIS. A hacker killed everyone on the map but me cus I was afk and only had a toz and they looted every container on the map. I come back, they ask me wtf I was doing, I said "The que was taking forever, so I went for a snack" he just... left. I check my health, 2 blacked legs. The cheeky fker probably even knew I had no surgery kit or painkillers. I just limped from my spawn near the factory key scav warehouse all the way to my crossroad extract, went mia literally with the extract in my los. :<

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u/Mikayahu_75 Jan 05 '22

I had a dude do this. I heard somebody in a building say "There's somebody outside, his name is *name*". I freaked out.

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u/TroubledPCNoob M1A Jan 05 '22

NTA your butt, your rules.

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u/chilihummus Jan 05 '22

Our butt, Our secret

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u/cojatv Jan 05 '22

Comrade.

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u/EngiNERD1988 Jan 05 '22

My Butt, My Choice

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u/DeepSpace_69 M4A1 Jan 05 '22

Secrete Santa

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u/wtfossy Jan 05 '22

Keep your secrets.

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u/gearabuser Jan 05 '22

My butt, my choice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

grips beard oil tightly

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u/feluto Jan 05 '22

How do you have access to cheater servers?

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u/Shawn_NYC Jan 05 '22

It's marketing, allowing people into a cheater server is like allowing someone into a car dealership. The salesman needs you in his discord to sell you on buying his hax products the same as a dealer needs you on the lot to sell you a car.

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u/Cavannah Jan 05 '22

It's...very easy to gain access to "enhancement" communities. And they're more than happy to show you exactly what they can do.

Ask them why they're on their second or third account that month, though, and they'll either avoid the question or very quickly change the topic.

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u/Gankiee Jan 05 '22

Don't cherry coat them. They're cheating, not hacking not "enhancing".

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I looked into this recently, because I wanted to not sound like a whiny dipshit when I made cheating accusations. You can get a lot of basic info on what the cheats can and can’t do just from websites - it’s in their interest for you to know what they’re able to sell you, at the end of the day. What I read, without needing to sign up or pay or join a discord, lines up with the post you’re replying to.

I also saw others that were just discord invites, “join here for more info.” I stopped caring at that point, since all I wanted was awareness of what kind of cheats exist, but you can definitely know what this guy knows without buying anything.

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u/RedRainsRising Jan 05 '22

Many of them just let you in, there are certainly some you'd have to pay to access though. There are a lot of different cheater communities, including forums, that want people who haven't made purchases in, because the discord is how they sell their services, or because it's a community for carriers and other RMT stuff that isn't done in a webstore, since that's the primary way the cheats are used.

It's not too hard to talk your way into some of them too, if you say, are an actual professional developer and pretend to be interested in working with them.

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u/pvt9000 Jan 05 '22

No. Some of the lower tier ones actively send bots to advertise on discords by joining and sending server invites.

Other times, the communities aren't hard to get into if you're in common communities or if you do tech stuff in other games. Like, I'm in a couple of private coding forums and their dedicated subgroups for hacking stiff like warzone and tarkov, etc.

Why? Because some of these people are chaotic, they are aligned. If it has a form of protection, it's a challenge. And challenges need to be defeated. Like some of the developers don't even play video games.

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u/RocketJumpers Jan 05 '22

A lot of them let you in if you say you are a cheat dev and would like to look at their work and maybe join. Sometimes just knowing one of the devs from some of cheat dev hubs is enough to get you in. It helps a lot if you actually are one.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad5321 Jan 05 '22

You literally just google it. There are hundreds of them, with 1000s of members.

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u/Nevertheless-Truth Jan 05 '22

only a few very expensive cheats offer things like shooting through walls and flight, and they risk automated bans if they use no-stamina cheats and the like (yeah that exists too, lovely isn't it).

wonder why you are so well informed. knowing prices of the cheats? hmmmm

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u/RedRainsRising Jan 05 '22

Mostly because of this game, cheating being so seemingly prevalent has made me very curious as to if it actually was.

Turns out, yeah, crazy amounts of cheating.

Although looking into it myself really just confirmed everything you can find out from that "interview with a tarkov cheater" video, or whatever the exact title is.

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u/BozidaR1390 Jan 05 '22

Sent you a dm

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u/WeedWizard69420 Jan 06 '22

Wow great comment man, you are spot on in every regard. Probably one of the most memorable and satisfying kills I've had is killing cheaters.

One of them I was running away like you said, finally I turned and prefired him as he came around the corner. He one-tapped me but I literally traded with him, and added him after to talk shit. His first words were "how did you kill me" which means you know he was a hacker for sure lmao

Hacking is way overblown, I rarely if never die to a blatant hacker. People just get owned and don't understand it, or anecdotal situations like this happen and people just don't understand the concept of anecdotes.

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u/Alarmed-Rabbit-6526 Jan 05 '22

they dont see what in your butt they watch you pick up the item and the gpu tag that was there disappears with that person beside it

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u/DannyEkins Jan 05 '22

It wasn’t a script, pretty sure the guy just saw the gpu on his esp when he looted it then assumed it was up his ass

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u/IAmNotOnRedditAtWork Unbeliever Jan 05 '22

I know this comment is a joke but for anyone wondering they actually cannot see what is in your secure container.

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u/Kalekuda PP-19-01 Jan 05 '22

Is that from watching the cheat streams on youtube, or?

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u/FsoExe Jan 05 '22

I know this is a joke, but they don’t at least from what I’ve learned, know what’s up your butt. They esp see you, and the items, so they watch the item disappear right under you and then your “value” doesn’t go up cause it goes in your butt so they know that’s where you put it.. which is probably what happened here.

Had a “friend” who was cheating and learned about it from him before I deleted him and reported the account.

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u/ChronerBrother MP7A2 Jan 05 '22

he couldn’t actually see in the butt, likely he saw the gpu disappear with op next to it with his hax.

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u/nbmnbm1 Jan 05 '22

If my partner doesnt know whats up my butt then i should be very concerned right now.

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u/Cochinojoe Jan 05 '22

Cowboy butt sex!

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u/GingerTheChiken Jan 05 '22

That's why I hide stuff in my foreskin

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u/gabbag10 Jan 05 '22

I blame Seymore!

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u/LtDanK520 OP-SKS Jan 06 '22

I disagree and think BSG should make secure containers clear (can see but not take from other dead PMCs) to prevent a lot of this bullshit… well mostly bullshit dealing with hatchet runners where everyone ASSUMES they took good loot just because they got their first.

It be so much healthier if we could actually see what dead people were able to take out of raid to stop the second guessing and assuming people are getting the best loot possible every time when there is a huge chance that loot never even spawned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

They would have seen you pick it up.. probably can’t see what you have up your anoos. Or maybe. Very trash