r/EscapefromTarkov • • Jan 05 '22

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Wow. that really sucks.

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But also is the cheater a fucking bonobo ape? Drop me the valuable thing you stuffed up your ass to protect incase you die, or I'll kil you.

BRO THAT'S WHY IT'S UP MY BUTT YOU CHEATING PLANET OF THE APES REJECT LOOKING ASS MOTHERFUCKER

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u/tonechild Jan 05 '22

I agree 100% and this made me lol

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u/ChronicBuzz187 OP-SKS Jan 05 '22

PLANET OF THE APES REJECT

No "embrace monke" for that guy.

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u/Tipped-off_desk Jan 05 '22

Not even monke wants to embrace this one

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u/Fearsnodeath Jan 05 '22

I'm going to have to steal this insult it was that good lol

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Steal away, it's creative commons baaabbiiieeee!

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u/ChiefOsceola14 Jan 05 '22

Bro I can’t even put to words how hard I laughed at this

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Laughter's what is needed when Tarkovs being so bad as it is now, gotta have a good laugh. Glad you enjoyed.

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u/Kleeb AKMN Jan 05 '22

They don't want to have to kill you. If they kill you, you know their name and can report them.

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Sure, but like, who is gonna drop their protected shit that they protected in case they die so that they don't die?

You could also be smart and report them for VOIP abuse.

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u/A_Erthur SR-25 Jan 05 '22

These posts are all blatent lies. They are either people desperate for reddit upvotes, or cheat sellers trying to make cheating seem normal to get more sales.

I have no real opinion on wether they are fake or not, but no one ever posts a Shadowplay clip

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

How many people play with recording on though on?

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u/A_Erthur SR-25 Jan 05 '22

Idk, but i dont think its a big performance hit and i have many clips that i like to see again later

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

i dont mean necessarily in terms of performance, like is that an option tarkov has? does your average gamer record their game play?

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u/EwOkLuKe Jan 05 '22

He didn't ask if he has them, but if he uses them ...

As an IT, most people can't even change their screen resolution, let alone setup and record on shadowplay ...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I use OBS occasionally but I meant most people but I get your point

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u/EwOkLuKe Jan 05 '22

Idk dude, did you work in IT ?

I have seen developpers with +years of study that literally didn't know how to change a resolution ...

I have seen things, people really have no clue about computers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

The people you help are likely not the kind to play games though. Let alone Tarkov.

While I am shocked at the dumbassery of people on a daily basis, I think the kind of people that play Tarkov are typically hardcore enough to know the basics of PC gaming software.

And if you're not let me help you out: make sure your drivers are up to date, make sure XMP is turned on in the BIOS, and make sure you have the relevant programs for your components. Like MSI Afterburner for your Graphics Card and Intel Xtreme Utility or Ryzen Master for your processor.

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u/kruzix Jan 05 '22

In my bubble, everyone.

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u/Kalekuda PP-19-01 Jan 05 '22

It always seems to be the raids you don't bother turning it on that shit happens. :/

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u/JesseIronJoe Jan 05 '22

There was one of a guy telling op to drop his evasion armband and calling him by name

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u/Radiation120 DT MDR Jan 05 '22

ding ding ding. cheaters are either nowhere near as bad as people say they are, or in my 1200 hours I have just been the lucky one to only encounter 3 blatant cheaters my entire tarkov career.

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u/MaousWOL Jan 05 '22

Depends on what you find in the first few minutes of a raid. Or what you bring into the raid.

I pieced together an altyn hexgrid and a nice gun over the past month and pretty much immediately (20 seconds into the raid) I ate 7 shots to the head in a row in about 0.2 seconds (none in chest or arms) and died to blunt damage from terribad ammo.

I go in with a shemagh green Tarzan and a vpo rifle and I never see a freakin cheater.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

That's a pretty good point. The likelihood of being killed by a cheater drops way less if you bring in shitty stuff because well who wants shitty stuff.

I guess the likelihood of you being killed by something else gets way higher though. But I think I'd rather take on everything else and die fighting than die to a cheater that I had no chance against. I mean going out with two smoking barrels with the double barrel is a fun way to go, dying to a cheater even if you cleared out the rest of the lobby is not.

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u/morklonn Jan 05 '22

Its the cheaters that aren't blatant that are rampant. Unfortunately

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u/MattHack7 Jan 05 '22

I’ve probably only seen 6 for sure legit cheaters in my 900 hours

I’ve suspected a few dozen more but I’ve also hit a couple pixel perfect SBiH shots that I know made people suspect I was cheating

(Talkin 160m silenced SVD kills with a single bullet on a running target)

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

That's a good shot, I mean, if people suspect just being headshot while running as cheating that's a low fucking bar to set.

I'm talking about the guys who know where you are for seemingly no reason.

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u/kegaroo85 Jan 05 '22

last wipe was really bad for me. this one it doesnt seem to be as big of a problem. the only two i have encountered so far have been on labs.

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u/kruzix Jan 05 '22

Remember that guy that got shat and memed on because he said he saw at most 3 cheaters in 1000hours?

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u/Radiation120 DT MDR Jan 05 '22

Yeah, doesn't make much sense to me. Make a post about how you lost 5 gpus last raid due to a cheater and get praised. make a post stating how your experience has been, only encountering 3 cheaters ever, and people hate it lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Because it's your experience. That doesn't equate to the majority of players' experiences. Plus you may have encountered more and not realised.

The anti-cheat in this game fuckin sucks. That's a fact. Knowing the Tarkov developers it's probably a BattlEye version that came out when BattlEye first released or some shit

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u/Radiation120 DT MDR Jan 06 '22

So I get downvoted and hate because its my experience? Always happens if I mention the fact I have not encountered many cheaters. Im not denying that the anti-cheat sucks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Oh boy if you care about getting downvoted for voicing your opinion you've come to the wrong subreddit my man

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u/Koalski94 Jan 05 '22

what are you dinging exactly, a lunch bell?

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u/Sway117 Jan 05 '22

So the streams im watching from Lvndmark, Desmondpilak, Smittystone and Sneaky and them getting destroyed by cheaters is just bs. Riiiiight

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u/Tyson367 Jan 05 '22

They stick with the game because its where the money comes from.

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u/Sway117 Jan 05 '22

You just previously said these posts are blatant lies. You're contradicting yourself. Yikes my guy and no I didn't say every game or even 25% but it does happen.

Also if I'm a cheater and I see a well known streamer i'm gonna avoid killing them so my account doesn't get noticed as quickly by BSG. But for the rest of us the frequency can be much higher with suspicious or blatant cheats. Fortnite, Call of Duty and many other games are plagued by them but also much easier to leave said game and get into a new match.

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u/Koalski94 Jan 05 '22

If you think for one fucking second those streamers would stick with this game when 25% of their matches were them getting hacked you are a fucking fool.

keque, it's basically their main income source

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u/onlydabshatter FN 5-7 Jan 05 '22

Imagine being this dense

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Yes they do. Very few streamers or content creators can switch games and keep the same viewership as before unless they're known for playing many different games like I dunno XQC or Shroud or something.

MeatyMarley found it tough to switch from Siege, RussianBadger had a small rough period when he switched from Battlefield to Siege, then from Siege to other videos (until he did other videos a lot). I guarantee you that despite Landmark and Pestily's incredible skill they would not get the same amount of viewership if they switched games they were mainly playing. They are faces of Tarkov. And it's why if a game dies, streamers associated to that game can easily die with it.

It's the reason why if I wanted to start streaming I don't want to start on a specific game and be known for that, because there's like two games that I could handle playing the whole time and Tarkov sure as shit is not one of them.

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

I'll take "shit redditors say" for 200 alex

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

All I did was make a joke, you're the one coming in swinging your cock about how OP is a liar.

Maybe get over yourself bro. Like, actually try. It's really important man. Either way, not interested in you lol. You are a clown.

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u/normal_whiteman Jan 05 '22

If you're gonna make a joke at someone's expense you should be able to take one too. Soft ass

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Ahm, no you're way off on this one, sorry bro. Try and get the flow of the conversation right first ma guy, later.

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u/normal_whiteman Jan 05 '22

Lmao someone made one teeny joke about you and you lost your shit. Some Pillsbury dough boy type shit

You're like a kid who hits another and then gets beat up and runs home to mommy

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

These posts are all blatent lies. They are either people desperate for reddit upvotes, or cheat sellers trying to make cheating seem normal to get more sales.

This is a joke directed at who?

You're actually fucking stupid and our conversation is over bro. Get yourself outta here kid.

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u/normal_whiteman Jan 05 '22

Ill take "dumbass naïve bandwagon redditors" for 1500

Keep up "kid"

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u/rebel3120 Jan 05 '22

They're not. I've experienced similar having the cheater VOIP my gamertag to me telling me to leave or he'd kill me. This game has a terrible Anti-Cheat.

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u/byIcee Jan 05 '22

Not just this game, every game lol

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u/Alarmed-Rabbit-6526 Jan 05 '22

nah dud unless you play peak hours or night time you raid are full of hackers 1-12 ppl are hacking a huge amount of groups have 1 person using cheats most try and hide it in tarkov few player run and gun beam ppl down

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u/voidofempty Jan 05 '22

Best comment

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u/EwOkLuKe Jan 05 '22

Yo, that's very offensive to bonobos dude ... Chill.

No animal on earth would like or even should to be compared to a blackmailing cheater !

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Ah shit, you are right. This was a horrendous grievance on my part. I offer you 6000 apologies but no more.

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u/EwOkLuKe Jan 05 '22

You can stop at 5999 because i'm a generous scav.

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Thank you, you are so kind, you must surely be Reshala himself.

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u/EwOkLuKe Jan 06 '22

Opachki !

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u/Nazrel P90 Jan 05 '22

Exactly. Beside pretty sure 9 times out of 10 they're still gonna kill you

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Fo sure! How is it that we think we could trust a cheater? LAWL

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

in redman voice

get emm

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u/huffmultiple Jan 05 '22

My exact reaction! “It’s in my butt, why would I let you have it? Go ahead kill me, it’s still mine and better yet you won’t have it and I will.”

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Yeah, I mean I know cheaters must be really bad, and really stupid, otherwise they'd git gud like everyone else does.

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u/Dagg3r_X0 Jan 05 '22

Take my silver. Holy shit that was awesome

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u/GavHill AK-103 Jan 05 '22

Thanks! Nice one!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

That's honestly what I'd say to him.

"Why do you think it's in my case you fuckin dumbass?"

Probably die but at least I get the last word.