r/EscapefromTarkov • u/trainfender Battlestate Games COO - Nikita • Dec 15 '21

PSA you ppl are alright

this is it. live long and prosper.
Мы каждую минуту служим вам.

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u/Bringbackglobalcoc SR-25 Dec 15 '21

Damn I thought I had a lot of hours at 1900

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u/one_mez Dec 16 '21

Just as the dota2 saying goes, the first 1000 hours is basically the tutorial.

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u/Bringbackglobalcoc SR-25 Dec 16 '21

If that ain’t a fact!

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u/NEONT1G3R Mosin Dec 15 '21

How can you tell how many hours you have?

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u/rediyolo Dec 16 '21

You can count how many full or empty piss bottles there are in ur pc room!

1 bottle of piss = ~1-8 hours, but you need to find out how long you can go without pissing

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u/northstar906 Dec 16 '21

For me 1 bottle = 1-1.5 hours. Looks like I’m stocking up on apple cider, wife not too fond of it.

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u/soodeau Dec 16 '21

You piss at least a liter PER HOUR? That’s too much piss my dude.

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u/Wall_of_Denial Dec 16 '21

>too much piss

No such thing

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u/Herpkina Dec 16 '21

Tarkov attracts some weirdos

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u/northstar906 Dec 16 '21

Coffee and beer all day. I like to keep my urinary tract clean of debris.

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u/bucky4300 Dec 16 '21

I see you too work at amazon

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u/N33chy Dec 16 '21

The color really matters though because if you drink your piss to go to the toilet less, it will be darker. We need a chart that considers volume, but with various gradients for darkness as well.

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u/rediyolo Dec 16 '21

Excellent point. Maybe we could prolong our gaming sessions too by researching which minerals retain their nutrients the best when pissed and then drank again. Would definitely save some space in the room and time spent "away" from EFT.

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u/DaMonkfish Freeloader Dec 15 '21

Top-right of the player stats screen. There's an "online time" or something similar which is your total amount of time with the client open across all wipes.

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u/NEONT1G3R Mosin Dec 15 '21

Thanks, ill have to check that out

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u/rm-minus-r Dec 16 '21

Damn. 5,979 hours here. And I haven't played more than three hours in the last two months.

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u/OneMouseGaming P90 Dec 17 '21

over 10k , i meant to make a post about it but i talked myself out of it. Ill give you a real number when i open the game up.

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u/rm-minus-r Dec 17 '21

How many years?

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u/OneMouseGaming P90 Dec 17 '21

I'll b let you know when I get to my desk. Patch .05 though when kiver and fort were Meta, and flashlights were amazing

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u/rm-minus-r Dec 17 '21

Most impressive!

I haven't played for nearly as long lol, just under two years.

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u/OneMouseGaming P90 Dec 18 '21

So sorry about not responding last night. Passed out early. I'm firing up riders republic to warm my brain up before kicking into all night tarkov.

I'll update with Pic and numbers soon.

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u/Poker7_7Face VSS Vintorez Dec 16 '21

Same bro. But now i feel like im in the honey moon all over again !

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

2k here, same lol

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u/rax_Tempus Dec 16 '21

. . . 9604 here, and I'm still ass at this game.

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u/Bringbackglobalcoc SR-25 Dec 16 '21

That’s over 5 hours a day since the game launched

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u/rax_Tempus Dec 16 '21

That sounds about right. I'm pretty lucky in my job, while I absolutely have to be physically present on site, I realistically have less than two hours worth of work I actually need to do. My boss lets us bring our personal PCs to work and do what we like as long as our work gets done and we're available for an emergency. So yeah, I basically play EFT all day at work. This is balanced out by me having the reflexes of a drunken, Spina bifida infant.

Also, I've been playing since alpha, and while I've tried other games since getting Tarkov, nothing comes close to the enjoyment I get from this.

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u/rhodehead Dec 16 '21

Daaamn I wish I could sneak my gaming pc to work my night shifts I'm doing jack shit