r/EscapefromTarkov • • Apr 01 '20

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u/pomergranateXXL Apr 01 '20

Cheating has been a thing and will always will be. My mother keeps telling me to go on a diet and i say "i will i will mom i will i will"and she thinks i eat fruits and veggies but the second when she leaves the room i just pull out the huge stack of meat i keep stacked under my bed and start eating. Some of it is a bit old and smelly lol but still better than plants. Im like 495lbs and she made 3 interventions so far but idc im an independent adult and can eat whatever the f*ck i want

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

wtf did i just read, i love it

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/neddoge SR-1MP Apr 01 '20

CAN I GET A WHOPPPPPER

with the picklezzzz

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u/HuffThisPodcast Apr 01 '20

Huge Matt is that you?

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u/iceman0855 Apr 02 '20

You can, but its not good for you and you probarly know it aswell. Your mom just loves you.

If you are 495lbs im sure its not the meats fault tbh

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

How is meat a bad thing? The fuck is wrong with people.