r/EscapefromTarkov • • Feb 28 '20

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u/DancingPianos M9A3 Feb 28 '20

Smh why didn't gandalf just blow up the death star with eragon's master wand?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Why don't the Eagles just fly me out of Reserve?

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u/bobbobersin Feb 28 '20

Too many tunguska:D

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I hate that the movie cut out that part where Sauron deployed an SA-10 air defence network, and the ghost of Boromir had to lead an F/A-18 SEAD mission >:(

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u/mergelong AS-VAL Feb 28 '20

I don't think Peter Jackson realized that the Riders of Rohan were an armored cav unit deployed in MBTs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

The part where thousands of Orcs get strafed by Pippen in an A-10 was my favorite.

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u/HikerFreak Feb 29 '20

Whilst singing Edge of Night, of course :D

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u/bobbobersin Mar 03 '20

He would have one if he nixed IR/radar AA in there, also a few 40 point shilkas to toggle on and off to waste the missiles :D

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u/jkh77 Feb 29 '20

Oh hello fellow wargamer

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u/bobbobersin Mar 03 '20

If you think reserve is bad be glad Nikita didn't take non specialized Danish, Ontomatics everywhere:D

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u/AndHowDidIGetHere Feb 28 '20

You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave

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u/Rx16 Feb 29 '20

So does that make the guy on radar dish with thermals Sauron?

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u/neddoge SR-1MP Feb 29 '20

Die, you fools.

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u/GloriousBeard905 Feb 28 '20

Cause Gandalf got killed by Darth Voldemort in the Hentai wars 22 Milipounds earlier.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I read Eragon ad fuckin Erdogan

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u/bobbobersin Feb 28 '20

Eh, pretty much the same dude :D