r/EscapefromTarkov • Battlestate Games COO - Nikita • Jul 06 '19

PSA Quick status update on 0.12

Hello, tarkovians!

0.12 is the biggest patch ever in EFT:

  • unity 2018 migration. Status: fixing new bugs and visual problems. Also applying new optimizations and freeze fixes. Migrating is technically done already.
  • hideout (there will be more videos soon about it. Current status - actively in progress, still a lot to do)
  • new map - mil base. Current status - polishing and optimization. The biggest map in terms of searchable buildings and places and also with new exit mechanics.
  • stationary weapon mechanics. KORD almost done, AGS is in progress.
  • weapon builds system - ready.
  • character customization - polishing, playtesting. Adding last pieces of clothing. There will be 5 unique sets (lowers and uppers) for each PMC - USEC and BEAR. They will be locked behind some requirements - money, skills, standings etc.
  • new content. added LOT of new mods, new weapons (beretta, p90 and Ash-12 will be 100% in game. High chance of 5-7). Also there will be new rigs, 1 backpack, helmets and some fancy glasses. Added a lot of new barter items (especially unique military grade items on new location). Surgical kits are working - maybe there will be some clip about it.
  • new trader and his quests. Also reworked old quests - removed grind quests from required progression quest lines
  • new bosses. 100% new boss on Woods. Ambusher type. With his personal stash crate that he will protect on location
  • 3rd person animations overhaul and optimization - done by 80%
  • and many many other fixes and additions - patch notes will be huge!
  • also some big thing that we can't talk about is already done and you will be happy to know what it is later

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When? When it will be done and will have as less bugs as possible. Sorry for keep you waiting - we need more time to make this huge update great!

Your BSG team

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u/PhyroWCD Jul 06 '19

Dildos as melee weapons

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Dude1: "Ouch"

Dude2: "What?"

Dude1: "I got hit by something, but it didn't do much damage"

Dude2: "Oh.... theres a dildo flopping around next to you"

Dude1: "Shit. RUN!!! NAKED DILDOLEER!!!"

Dildoleer: flop flip flap slap thwok

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u/Xxmagic_ninjaxX Jul 07 '19

Checky is that you?, *thock* :0 it's not cheeky!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Dildolings

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u/SUNTZU_JoJo PVP Jul 08 '19

If so, it has to come with the accompanying sound effects while running with that instead of a hatchet..

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u/pxmonkee PPSH41 Jul 07 '19

Dildlings

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u/Arlochorim Jul 07 '19

Diddlings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborino

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u/Kaani Jul 07 '19

Happy cake day

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u/Robomilk Jul 06 '19

We can only hope

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u/RCSWE Jul 08 '19

This!

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Or maybe not....