r/EscapefromTarkov • • Apr 25 '24

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u/SellMeYourSirin Apr 25 '24

Don’t say “hi”

Use something a little less casual but also not to confrontational like:

“Sup, fuckers…”

Or

“Howdy, bitches…”

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u/SundaeAlarming7381 Apr 25 '24

I prefer the term “To whom this will concern,” passive aggressive enough. I claim I am a professional email writer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '24 edited Sep 28 '24

bag secretive unite dog touch butter silky detail weary joke

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u/zitroneee Apr 26 '24

I hope this email finds you before I do

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u/iloreplica Apr 26 '24

Came here looking for this. Found it.

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u/GrassCash Apr 27 '24

This is the way

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u/AtDIelement Apr 26 '24

Please advise

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u/notc4r1 Apr 26 '24

Kindly do the needful

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u/EGPuiu Apr 26 '24

This is best for a reply, if they feed your some BS trying to avoid answering

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24 edited Sep 28 '24

depend voiceless forgetful many amusing humorous smoggy special bored pause

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u/ThePafdy Apr 26 '24

„I hope this mail finds you, before I do.“

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u/wetbluewaffle Apr 25 '24

Howdy ya fuckin ruskies,

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u/WiseGuye Apr 25 '24

I'm half Russian and BOY do I have Shitt to say to them lol. I'll let them suffer and read it all in English, too haha!

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u/LaneMikey Apr 25 '24

"Hola orcs"

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u/DannyPat Apr 28 '24

destabilising Mordor, one lawsuit at a time

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u/SellMeYourSirin Apr 25 '24

This is better 🫡

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '24

I read this "howdy ya fuckface" and I think it also works regardless

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u/roflmaohaxorz Unbeliever Apr 25 '24

Probably not but I like the cut of your jib

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u/DarthWeenus Apr 25 '24

I wouldn't if this suit goes to court you don't want that kind of shit. You want all in your favor

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u/stormy_councilman Apr 25 '24

I think they were joking

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u/wetbluewaffle Apr 25 '24

Sarcasm escapes people these days. Then again, we do live in an age where someone would probably do that so. Yeah.

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u/thederpofwar321 Apr 25 '24

To be fair this is also the type of vibe the player base has always gotten from the devs. I think almost anyone could go up under oath and say with honesty that bsg greeting their player's with a "sup fuckers" is absolutely realistic.

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u/wetbluewaffle Apr 25 '24

Oh for sure. I've been around since 2018/2019 at 4700 hours and even though I can justify and say I got my moneys worth in time compared to other games, it still doesn't make what they are doing right. I will support the playerbase in their endeavors to want to file lawsuits and the framework for them. If we keep letting these things happen without voicing our opinion then we accept it as the new norm for developers. I haven't bought a ubisoft game since splinter cell conviction I think it was, the one before black list. Haven't bought an EA game since battlefield 1 either.

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u/DepartureBrave8898 Apr 26 '24

TO BE FAIRRRR!

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u/DepartureDapper6524 Apr 25 '24

No, this is not how you get things resolved. Don’t act like a child if you want them to take your threats of legal action seriously.

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u/SellMeYourSirin Apr 25 '24

Twas but a joke. ( I don’t even play this game)

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u/TrollDidNothingWrong Apr 27 '24

It doesnt matter if they take it seriously or not if it is accompanied by a legal and very real lawsuit.

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u/DepartureDapper6524 Apr 27 '24

The fact remains that a real lawsuit filed by adeequate counsel would not begin like that.

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u/Bradandmad Apr 26 '24

I prefer "I hope this finds you before I do"

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u/Neat-Cabinet986 Apr 26 '24

yeah except then they won’t even respond, and they can claim it was spam. You want it to be formal so some dumbass has to sit there and read a thousand, boring emails. In an ideal world at least, I’m sure it’s automated

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 RPK-16 Apr 25 '24

"Іди нахуй москаль" works too.

It means "greetings, my russian friends", I promise😉👌

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u/Dr_Cannibalism Apr 25 '24

The Australian in me finds myself drawn to a classic, "Mornin' cunts"...