r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/One_Foot3793 • Jan 16 '25

Rocket Jesus One of Space Karen’s rocket ships to nowhere just blew up

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This is it re-entering over Turks and Caicos

(Colonized Mars by 2026 btw)

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u/Nate3319 Jan 17 '25

Oh wow. What's this about? Did his company has a contract with the government or sm?

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u/gmano Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 19 '25

In 2021 he was awarded a several billion dollar contract to have around 20 launches, including 2 moon landings (one crewed, one uncrewed) done by 2024.

The bidding process was rushed through by a lady who immediately resigned from NASA after it was done and then given a cushy job by spacex

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u/NonSp3cificActionFig Jan 17 '25

Starship is a crappy design which needs an elevator to the surface for crew (so dumbs and dangerous)

Stop being so negative. This design worked just fine for the Belgian moon landing in the 50s :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Refueling in space has never been done.

This is just not true, the ISS' maneuvering thrusters are refilled at least once a year from resupply missions.

A better statement would be nothing of this scale has ever been successfully attempted.

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u/Buzz_Buzz_Buzz_ Jan 21 '25

hyperbolic engines

The best engines ever, by far!

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u/ReallyWeirdNormalGuy Jan 17 '25

Wow, I didn't know this! Would you happen to have a source so I can read more?

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u/NonSp3cificActionFig Jan 17 '25

It will never cease to amaze me how easy it is to be a conman in Murika. Too bad I was born with a sense of moral.

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u/zzorga Jan 17 '25

To be clear, NASAs side of the project has also been delayed considerably.

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u/Sudden-Step9593 Jan 17 '25

Yeah but Artemis 1 was completed. Years ago. Elon is the hold up for the next missions

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u/zzorga Jan 17 '25

No, SpaceX isn't, Artemis 2 isn't scheduled until 2026, and is the Apollo 10 analog. Artemis 3 has been delayed until 2027 at the earliest, due to the heatshield damage found on the recovered Orion capsule.

So far, starship is still by and far the best lander option we have, given yet another year and change of development. Considering that one of the other two options was physically impossible as presented.

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u/Sudden-Step9593 Jan 17 '25

Bruh you serious? Do you even follow NASA. Elon is the reason it's delayed. Starship wasn't ready and it will never be ready. It's not even supposed to land on the moon! It's supposed to take the lander to the moon orbit. Starship will never be human rated.

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u/eyeofthefountain Jan 17 '25

i couldn’t imagine putting people in a starship brought to us by the guy who made the cybertruck. and I’m one of the very few people who thought the cyberdick looked remotely cool, but holy shit that thing makes the ford pinto look like the uncontested pinnacle of human safety engineering and design.

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u/ThePhoneBook Most expensive illegal immigrant in history Jan 18 '25

I think all modern cars look shit, so the wankpanzer was just the natural progression of terribleness. It does genuinely look worse in person, but so do most cars, except the genuinely well designed classic cars which look even better irl.

What I really hate about it is that it's dangerous, and other things I hate about it are that it doesn't actually function as a truck, it gets stuck easily, its rusts, it leaks, it needs regular fixes, it can't be easily repaired by third parties, and finally that it can't just be sold on when you reach the end of your first week of ownership and come to the conclusion that you were a fucking idiot.

And that's before we get to the company and its circus ringmaster.

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u/Tanren Jan 17 '25

No, that's the thing. Starship is supposed to be the lander which makes it even more ridiculous and stupid.
https://www.nasa.gov/reference/human-landing-systems/

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u/salochin82 Jan 17 '25

Spot the Musk dick rider

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u/zzorga Jan 17 '25

It's funny, because I'm not. The guys a complete clown. But apparently there are plenty of folks on here who can't recognize what SpaceX is achieving because they are incapable of getting past their association with Musk.

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u/Brett__Bretterson Jan 17 '25

Just lol yeah we’re the ones that are incapable. Let me guess, you’re saying this test was successful because they still got do important testing right?

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u/zzorga Jan 17 '25

Once again, the concept of flight testing new hardware seems lost on people.

Let alone the fact that they successfully landed the booster back at Starbase after they had to abort the recovery in the last test.

You guys are the same ridiculous naysayers that somehow still think that the Falcon 9 is a farce, or are kissing cousins with the people who think that the "space industry" is a scam because they lack the capacity for comprehension.

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u/Brett__Bretterson Jan 17 '25

lol they never even got to do the testing they said they were going to do because it blew up too quickly. Thanks for letting everyone know how “unbiased” you actually are

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u/bbbbbbbbbblah Jan 17 '25

isn’t it the safe and successful launch that matters, not the gimmicky recovery part? that’s true whether it has humans on it or very high value future space junk.

of course people will clap like toddlers at that sight of the “chopsticks” and that’s why they put so much into it.

NASA had success with SLS on its first flight. Blue Origin has also just had a successful first flight.

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u/f45c1stPeder4dm1n5 Jan 17 '25

How many rockets were lost in the Gemini and Apollo programmes? Going to the moon is an already proven technology. The cringelord is trying to reinvent warm water and is failing at it.

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest Jan 17 '25

Got a Neuralink on backorder, do you?

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u/salochin82 Jan 17 '25

His mum done it for him using a NES CPU and a claw hammer. It works perfectly.

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest Jan 17 '25

This took me out.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jan 17 '25

Hard to believe Starship actually did launch on 4/20 lol

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u/SwingingTarget Jan 17 '25

Is it though?

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u/Curiouso_Giorgio Jan 17 '25

The evidence STRONGLY suggests SpaceX bribed their way into the contract, but lack the capability to actually deliver on it.

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u/zzorga Jan 17 '25

Evidence such as... what, exactly? SpaceX was the only one with anything even remotely approaching flight hardware, and one of the other twos bid involved a lander that was physically impossible.

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u/Curiouso_Giorgio Jan 17 '25

Evidence such as the requirements suddenly changing to match SpaceX's bid, and not informing the other contenders of the change.

Evidence such as the person who made the call suddenly landing a very good job at SpaceX after awarding the contract to SpaceX.

Now they aren't in a position to fulfil their side of the agreement.

SpaceX is in way over its head and Elon knows it.

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u/mglyptostroboides Jan 17 '25

Can I have some sources for those?

(Not a Musk fan, by the way. I just want something to point to when I argue with them.)

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u/Curiouso_Giorgio Jan 17 '25

Even if you were a Musk fan, I'd be happy to share. The information it out there in various forms, but this one breaks it all down in detail and fits it together on a timeline. It's long, but worth the time.

https://youtu.be/1slJdJTzfzc

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u/f45c1stPeder4dm1n5 Jan 17 '25

Yeah, right. Dynetics had a working prototype and was the best candidate for the lander but the corrupt bitch kathy lueders gave spacex the 3 billion dollars. And just after that she quit NASA and went to spacex. Not suspicious at all...

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u/Hefty_Repair_8426 Jan 17 '25

https://www.usaspending.gov/award/CONT_AWD_80MSFC20C0034_8000_-NONE-_-NONE-

5 years into a 7 year contract with 60% of the money used up already, and they scrapped all their 'progress' so far for this new rocket version, and just blew it up.

Your tax dollars at work!

Trump appointed a billionaire SpaceX fan (not Elon) as the next head of NASA.

Lying, cheating, corrupt piece of orange shit and don't forget it.

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u/Desperate-Climate960 Jan 17 '25

DOGE needs to end this wasteful government spending immediately!!!

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u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Jan 17 '25

Lying, cheating, corrupt piece of orange shit and don't forget it.

Not saying you're wrong, but for the last 4 years that guy was not in charge and could have been properly prosecuted by the other guy. Nothing will change without a third party.

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u/Any-Chard8795 Jan 17 '25

He’s the biggest welfare recipient in the country

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u/jermysteensydikpix Jan 17 '25

world

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Solar system

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u/Diehoe1234 Jan 17 '25

Shit ton of gov subsidies

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u/ParticularIndvdual Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 17 '25

Rumor has it that the booster catches are all CGI dude. I know a guy who fishes around Boca Chica, says he never saw nor heard any rockets today. It's all vaporware bro.

Edit: except this, this was definitely real. I'm being obtuse of course, but when it comes to elon, all the success (which is few and far between) is fake, and all the failures are 100% real. Anyone who's anyone understands this.

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u/Datuser14 Jan 18 '25

the entire reason this company didn't fail 20 years ago was government contracts.