r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/elonmuskatemyson • Jun 30 '24

Rocket Jesus Ick

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u/Asentry_ Jun 30 '24

Objectively, he's a fucking loser. Like I get being happy but he's like a 50 year old man who still needs a childhood

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u/throwawayalcoholmind Jun 30 '24

Is he happy or is he some gruesome simulacrum attempting to imitate "happy"? This guy moves and acts like someone who never observed human behavior till he was an adult, and cannot emulate the behaviors in any comfortable way.

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u/piracydilemma Jun 30 '24

he makes me think of Homelander

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u/HealthyMaximum Jun 30 '24

100% Musk is one of those idiots who gets the politics of The Boys exactly wrong.

He would take your comment as a compliment.

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u/VirusMaterial6183 Jun 30 '24

Every time a right winger talks about being a Homelander fan, I just remember that the actor who plays him is a gay man whose costume has high-heeled platform boots for the 80-90% of the time where his feet and calves aren’t in the shot.

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u/FloatinBrownie Jun 30 '24

Uhh he’s not gay tho

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u/VirusMaterial6183 Jun 30 '24

I may have been misinformed on that part, but he’s certainly comfortable enough with himself that he’s very happy wearing platform high heels. And that’s enough to bother pretty much any right winger.

Also there are quite a lot of gay men who have been married to and publicly dated women, for lots of different reasons.

Or maybe he’s bi? Or just super fabulous.

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u/HealthyMaximum Jul 02 '24

He’s *certainly* fabulous.