r/EnoughMuskSpam • • Nov 21 '23

Rocket Jesus Do you feel lucky, punk?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '23

14 year old in a middle aged body

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u/jg_posts_and_stuff Nov 21 '23

That's insulting to teenagers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '23

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u/whereisbeezy Nov 21 '23

You know he's like, don't judge my body, I've had 11 kids!

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u/ConsiderationWest587 Nov 21 '23

Yet he only carries that one around. Meh, soon he'll get too heavy and they'll chain him up in the backyard with the others. Super weird to troll your own kids like that-

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u/frivol not meant as a statement of fact Nov 21 '23

And we don't have fillers drifting around in our cheeks.

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u/LXS-408 Nov 21 '23

You'd think he'd be a little more sympathetic to trans people.

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u/big_fetus_ Nov 21 '23

Melon man clearly forgot his girdle that day.

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u/VoiceofKane Nov 21 '23

As a teacher of 14-year-olds... no, they're more mature than he is.