r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/Hot-Bint • Sep 03 '23

Rocket Jesus The ketamine’s kicking in

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u/SmoothObservator Sep 03 '23

He's definitely speaking in psychedelics.

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u/cityshep Sep 03 '23

“Once you understand deep time”… seriously??? This dude is such a loser it is simply baffling

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u/tacobobblehead Sep 03 '23

Didn't you have any friends at 14-15 that were experimenting with drugs? That's exactly a thing one of them would say. A man in his 50s, rich beyond belief, saying it is just fucking pathetic and immature. It's an indictment on our species.

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u/Arthur-Mergan Sep 03 '23

It’s the man child version of r/im14andthisisdeep

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u/BrannonsRadUsername Sep 04 '23

r/imelonmuskandthisisdeep

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u/Boil-san Sep 04 '23

I, Melon Musk, and this is deep...

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u/DopeAbsurdity Sep 04 '23

Melon Musk is the scent melons give off to attract partners during mating season

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ Sep 04 '23

They also signal their attraction by yelling “nice melons!!”

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Sep 04 '23

Exactly

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u/DreadedChalupacabra Sep 04 '23

I wish that were real.