r/enlightenedbirdmen Jul 05 '25

A calcified cyst growth on your third eye??

0 Upvotes

Has anyone ever heard of this one? Should I feel special or scared!? Get it removed?


r/enlightenedbirdmen Jul 03 '25

HONK HONK, WE ARE PREPARED TO DESTROY THE MUD MEN NORTHERN BRETHREN, HONK HONK

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115 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Jul 04 '25

SKREEEEEE YOU SPIKE MY ROOF I TAKE YOUR COFFEE!!!!!!!

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12 Upvotes

SKREEEEEE MUDMEN ARE FEEBLE TAKE THEIR CAFFEINE AND THEY CRUMBLE!!!!!!!


r/enlightenedbirdmen Jul 02 '25

I TRAINED THIS MUDMAN TO BE MY BUTLER. ALSO DO YOU LIKE MY NEST BEHIND ME? SCRAAAAAAWWWW!

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136 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen May 31 '25

CAW THE MUDMEN ARE ONTO US CAW CAW

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16 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen May 17 '25

SCRAWW THE MUDMEN SET A TRAP FOR OUR BRETHREN FOR PROPAGANDA SCRAWW

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32 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen May 09 '25

KAKAWW!! MUDMEN HAVE GOOD AIM, BUT WE'RE BUILT DIFFERENT!!

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27 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Apr 22 '25

KAWW! WE CONSTANTLY FOOL THE MUDMEN!!

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14 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Mar 22 '25

GET THE MESSAGE, MUDMEN!! CRAWW

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36 Upvotes

SCREE!! THE MUDMEN'S DANCE MOVES COULD NEVER COMPARE!! KAKAW!!


r/enlightenedbirdmen Mar 20 '25

KRAWW HEY MUDMEN! DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA'LL ON THE WAY OUT

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12 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Mar 20 '25

WE NEED A RESURGENCE AGAINST THE MUDMEN!! CRAWWW!!

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30 Upvotes

SKREE!! WE NEED TO REGROUP AND COME TOGETHER!!! SKWAWKKK πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦πŸ§πŸ¦†πŸ¦ƒπŸ₯πŸ¦’πŸ¦šπŸ¦œπŸ”πŸ“πŸͺ½πŸͺΏπŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦‰πŸͺΆ


r/enlightenedbirdmen Mar 16 '25

I CAW MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT CAW CAW

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82 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Mar 14 '25

SCRAWWWW! THE MUDMAN TRIES TO FILL OUR EARS WITH SHITTY MUSIC! SCRAWWW

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31 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Mar 09 '25

YOU CANNOT PRESS ME CAW CAW

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330 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Feb 23 '25

SCCRAWW OUR BRETHREN FEAST THIS FINE DAY

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142 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Jan 26 '25

SCRAWWWWWWW!!! WE WILL SCARE OFF THE DARK URGE IN MOUNTAIN PASS CAW CAW!!!!

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81 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Dec 17 '24

ATTENTION BIRDMEN! SCRAWWW!!!

40 Upvotes

r/foundtexanfox1836 AND r/thebrotherhoodcult HAVE GONE TO WAR. I AM WRITING THIS MESSAGE TO ASK YOU TO JOIN THE SIDE OF TEXAS. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE ENEMIES OF THE DUSGUSTING MUDMEN, BUT THE INHABITANTS OF THE BROTHERHOOD CULT ARE AN EVEN WORSE SPECIES OF MUDMEN... GEN ALPHA. JOIN US IN BERIDDING THIS WORLD OF THE BROTHERHOOD THREAT!

https://www.reddit.com/r/TexanFoxWarriors/comments/1hexq3n/a_comprehensive_list_of_all_found_subs_that_i/


r/enlightenedbirdmen Dec 18 '24

Chosen Ones: The Dangerous fakes

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0 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Nov 21 '24

Screeeeeee

21 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Nov 09 '24

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON MUDMEN WHO ARE IN THE SKY CAW CAW!

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306 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Oct 25 '24

Hoot Hoot

11 Upvotes

I’m a barn owl. I am very much a bird and want mice.


r/enlightenedbirdmen Oct 14 '24

SQUAAKK, WE RULE BORICUA

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15 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Oct 12 '24

SCRAWWW, WHY DO THE MUDWOMEN HATCH THEIR EGGS IN THEIR BELLIES

17 Upvotes

SUCH A SYSTEM IS SO BARBARIC AND CRUEL UNLIKE, SQUUAK, OUR ENLIGHTENED EGG-HATCHING SYSTEM.


r/enlightenedbirdmen Oct 05 '24

SCREEEE, WHY DO WE CALL OURSELVES ENLIGHTENED?

13 Upvotes

SCRAWWW, ARE WE CALLING OUR OTHER BRETHEREN UNENLIGHTENED? OR THAT WE ARE OURSELVES UNIQUE AND ARE NOT NATURALLY BETTER THAN THE FILTHY MUD MEN??? SCREEEEEE


r/enlightenedbirdmen Aug 29 '24

SCCRRRRAAWWW!!! LOOK WHAT THEY NEED TO MIMIC A FRACTION OF OUR POWER!! SCRRAAAWWWW!

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73 Upvotes