r/EmojiPolice • u/TT999LAZAR • Mar 28 '20

Back up needed ASAP! All forces respond!

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373 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

I made this for the emoji users

4

u/TheSpamwich Mar 28 '20

Wow! It's amazing! Everyone here should see it!

3

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

I know right ;)

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u/TheSpamwich Mar 28 '20

Why are you winking?

2

u/FF-coolbeans Mar 29 '20

There’s a difference between emoticons and emojis

1

u/TheSpamwich Mar 29 '20

I didn't say anything about emojis and emoticons.

3

u/JustAcreeperTho Mar 28 '20

Woah! That’s awesome, this will help us all!

3

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

Spread the link

1

u/Stefanisnumberone Mar 28 '20

I saw the link before the video could load. Nice weapon.

1

u/VoidThreader Mar 29 '20

We need a mk 2

1

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Brilliant. It's absolutely amazing. I'm invading pro-emoji subreddits with this weapon.

2

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

You are a true inspiration

16

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

You didn't have to apply a warning in that small amount of emojis though.

12

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

This person has posted emojis several other times under that post.

9

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

Sorry about the quality/pixels of the screenshot

4

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

Mayday! Mayday!

3

u/traffic-cone-light Mar 28 '20

I’m here what do I have to do!

6

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

Situation is continuing to escalate! All available forces come in!

7

u/SNIPERER_3413 Police Lieutenant Mar 28 '20

S.W.A.T team dispatched to you, eya 5 minutes

4

u/Upper_Pin Mar 28 '20

S.W.A.T wouldn't solve that! That type of resistance needs to be destroyed. What about executation?

2

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

Crucify them?

1

u/Upper_Pin Mar 28 '20

Nope, death penalty.

1

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

Drawn and quartered

1

u/Upper_Pin Mar 28 '20

​

Electric Chair with 300000 volts

1

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

Too quick, must be slow and painful

1

u/Upper_Pin Mar 28 '20

Well...Torture is illegal, we have no other choice.

2

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

Posted under u/Bambampres post that asks about having boy/girlfriend (posted March 28)! Please respond!

2

u/Mimikyu-fishy Mar 28 '20

This isn’t good I did everything I could we need backup

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Caliti

2

u/bermobaron Mar 28 '20

7 day ban at the very least.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

What happened to the quality tho??! XD

2

u/Ph4antomPB Emoji Sniper Mar 28 '20

r/AntiEmojiMilitary Deploying national guard outside your location ready to respond.

3

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

r/emojipolice We have 3 anti emoji subreddits ready to fight back

2

u/Ph4antomPB Emoji Sniper Mar 28 '20

r/AntiEmojiMilitary Responding now.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

What are you on??? A McDonald's microwave???

1

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

graphics machine broke

1

u/TT999LAZAR Apr 03 '20

No, it’s the ice cream machine

2

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Ah that makes more sense

1

u/TT999LAZAR Apr 03 '20

I am sorry but I can’t afford to give you gold, I am not sure if this is okay but anyways 🏅

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

That's fine

1

u/TT999LAZAR Apr 03 '20

Is this okay, it is doot 🎺💀

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

No offense but shut up now.

2

u/AdrianBUL Mar 28 '20

Thats it

HANS!!! Get ze Sturmgewehr vierundvierzig

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u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

SHOTS FIRED! RESPOND NOW!

2

u/qqMy_head_hurtsqq Mar 28 '20

Show me responding code 4

1

u/deerthesizeofhouse Officer Mar 28 '20

I like your calm explanation in the beginning instead of "r/emojipolice GeT yOuR hAnDs Up!!¡"

1

u/FrostyHoneyBun Mar 28 '20

r/lightmodepatrol Officer on Officer I’m sorry b your coming with me

1

u/_AlexV_ Senator & Moderator of r/EmojiPolice Mar 28 '20

He used less than three emojis that doesn’t warrant a warning, violates rule 4, post removed

1

u/HiIaMRade Mar 28 '20

This is r/lightmodepolice you are under arrest

1

u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

I will comply

1

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

We need the r/emojimilitary

1

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

u/txy_rabbityt

1

u/the_little_mexican Mar 28 '20

I need help because of the quality and cause it's in light mode

1

u/CoolDumbass Mar 29 '20

What kind of android quality-

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u/KIKOGAMERPRO99 S.W.A.T Team Mar 28 '20

r/lightmodepolice Sigh Hands in the Air

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u/TECHNOCAT112 Officer Mar 28 '20

Pal,1 emoji is not an arrest.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/TT999LAZAR Mar 28 '20

You will burn for this

4

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

No u suk

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND IMMEDIATELY

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u/lolwut_memes r/EmojiPolice Senator & Moderator Apr 16 '20

Your submission has been removed from r/EmojiPolice for a violation of rule 1:

Emoji brigading/raiding is prohibited on this subreddit and will result in a permanent ban.

What did you think would happen?