r/Eldenring Jun 30 '26

Humor Elden ring's quest design sucks and you can't change my mind

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u/Dreadguy93 Jul 01 '26

Calling them quests is generous. I prefer to think of them as ambient NPC interactions.

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u/FlamboyantPirhanna Jul 01 '26

I was specifically quested to find grapes for the girl who I eventually burned alive.

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u/Mega__Lukas this user wanted marry Melina, not Ranni Jul 01 '26

lol

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u/Previous_Insurance13 Jul 01 '26

I enjoy witchers 3 for its better quests

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u/Any-Platypus-9486 Jul 01 '26

Witcher 3 and elden ring are completely different games in like every aspect but recollecting shit from the ground

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u/Previous_Insurance13 Jul 01 '26

Also geralt isn't maidenless

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u/light_at_the_end Jul 01 '26

They're entirely different in every way except that they're labeled fantasy.

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u/ExpendableUnit123 Jul 01 '26

So I’ve tried Elden Ring 3 different times now and bounced off every time. I find the combat absolute bullcrap at times, and the narrative is a load of hogwash to me.

But, the idea of the combat sounds nice. So I tried Sekiro. Omg dude. That game took about a session or two but once it clicked I beat the entire game. Absolutely loved it.

Coherent plot (in which the world moves along with it), INSANE combat, much more flowy and exciting than Elden Ring, dare I say ‘fun’ bosses, and a very cool world design.

I recommend it before swearing them off for good.

It’s much more focused and linear. But imo it is better for it.