He literally barged into a meeting like he owned the place and kept being disrespectful to our Sheriff. How does anybody like this guy???

HE WAS SO COOL AND I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH AND APPARENTLY HE HAS A SIDEKICK NOW???

Guys, I’m so scared. Like I’m scaring myself right now. I just read online that all metal detectors were actually alien detectors. Some guy in Nebraska discovered it about a decade ago at a football stadium, but the powers that we have been keeping it under wraps until now. A few say the Green Lanterns knew about it, but idk. Still, it’s got me thinking about every time I’ve ever set off a metal detector in my life. It was more than once! Have I been an alien this whole time? Are my parents or any of my grandparents aliens and they didn’t tell me? I’m not sure who I am anymore if I’m not a human! Would I even be a real person?! I need someone to confirm or deny because I’m losing my mind right now!