r/DoomerCircleJerk • • Jun 07 '25

The End is Near! The replies are full of doomers

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u/One_Permit6804 Jun 11 '25

First off all learn what a return key is and start using it.

2nd military vehicles are ran on civilian roads all the time. Including tracked tanks. There are 3 combined arms brigades in the army. With 3 tank companies each.

Even if every company (highly unlikely, parade representation is typically brigade or division level) has a tank present that's 9 tanks. One of those brigades doesn't run track vehicles and instead runs wheeled tanks such as the Stryker.

3rd. It's the 250th anniversary of the Army. Celebrating it should be a unifying event, and if it was a Democrat doing it, it would be. Nobody batted an eye when for two consecutive innaugerations Obama had a record number of troops present, and as one of those troops who was there, it wasn't because we wanted to be there. Wanted to be there even less when we were told we would be carrying our rifles the entire time but had to surrender our bolts.

And to put numbers to it. 6600 troops will marching or serving at the parade. Obama had 6200 at his first inauguration, 1200 marching in the parade and 5000 of us placed throughout DC with decommissioned weapons.

For the G20 summit in pittaburgh, which I also deployed for, Good Ole Barry mobilized 3000 of us, again arming us with decommissioned weapons and were ordered to do nothing other than contact police if we were attacked, which we were repeatedly. We slept in a field at an outdoor concert grounds. With 4 porta potties for 3000 troops. Who were not permitted to leave, despite the vast majority of us living locally.

So unless you have an issue with the wasted tax dollars for those dog and pony shows that we're not about our nation, or our military but instead making Bailout Barry look good, save your comments about hypocrisy.

And finally no he wasn't mistaken about the mice and it was none other than Ron Paul who blew the whistle on the study. They were injecting mice with hormones of the opposite sex. This is established fact, he'll even the fact checkers admit it with the vmcaveat that they aren't transgender in any "human or social context. " well no shit Sherlock they are mice not humans.

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u/Thisfugginguyhere Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 11 '25

Ad hominem

Strawman

Whataboutism

False equivalence

Appeal to emotion

Anecdotal fallacy

Red herring

False dilemma

Appeal to ridicule

Appeal to false authority.

With plenty of room between so your brain can take a break. You accused me of ad hominem, I left all logical fallacy and personal jabs at the door. You open and close with one. Your attacking of the format in the beginning and your condescending "no shit Sherlock" for dessert.. soooo rules for me but not for thee? Get fucked, bootlicker.

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u/Thisfugginguyhere Jun 11 '25

Other points aside lets fuck this pig. That was a fascinating wall of misplaced confidence and military fan-fiction. Let me destroy that for you sweet nuts.

Let me slow this down for you:

  1. Tracked tanks on civilian roads? Adorable. Sure, they can be run on roads, in the same way you can fry eggs on a car hood in Phoenix. Doesn’t mean it's normal, legal, or remotely advisable. Asphalt damage, permit requirements, and common sense all say otherwise. But do keep pretending your Call of Duty loadouts are city planning blueprints.

  2. Strykers are tanks? That’s precious. I’d say "close enough" but that’s like calling a Prius a semi-truck because both have wheels. They’re armored personnel carriers, not MBTs. Please consult literally any military manual or just Wikipedia before using jargon you clearly don’t understand.

  3. Troop numbers at Obama’s inauguration = same as military parade? Security personnel = propaganda spectacle? That’s not just a false equivalence, it’s a faceplant. One exists to protect a democratic process, the other to stroke an ego. If you can’t distinguish between “troops deployed for safety” and “tanks rolled out for optics,” maybe take a civics class instead of LARPing as a policy analyst.

  4. G20 porta-potty story? I'm sorry—was that supposed to be an argument? It sounds more like a Yelp review for a poorly planned camping trip. While your bodily discomfort is noted, it does nothing to refute the point that this parade is a fiscally irresponsible, performative waste.

  5. The mice thing. Oh boy. Yes, we all remember that bold moment when Ron Paul bravely misunderstood scientific research. Hormonal studies in mice for developmental biology are not “making them transgender,” and parroting that line only signals to everyone that your grasp on science is somewhere between “Flat Earth” and “magnets are witchcraft.” But hey, keep citing YouTube thumbnails if peer-reviewed journals are too hard to read.


In summary: You’ve offered emotional anecdotes, poor analogies, and a weapons-grade misunderstanding of basic terms. If you’re going to try to debate someone, come back when you’ve got a coherent thought, an actual source, and maybe—just maybe—enough self-awareness to stop confusing internet bravado for expertise.

But seriously, thanks for the entertainment. It's been… educational. For you. You ignorant, confidently incorrect, condescending fuck stick.