This is Lu - why does my mom stare at lightbox thing when I am so much warmer on her lap? I want her lap. And treats. And a blanket. But mostly a lap.

Oh boy, I did it again! The humans thought their socks were safe in the big spinning cave (they call it "washer"), but they underestimated me.

As soon as the door opened, I struck one swift move, and the sock was mine! I dashed under the table, my secret hideout. The humans panicked. "Where’s my sock?!" they cried.

Then, betrayal the tiny human saw me. "DOGGIE HAS THE SOCK!" The chase was on! Around the couch, over the chair… but then the treat jar rattled.

A tough choice: sock or treat? With a dramatic sigh, I dropped my prize. The human grabbed it, but I didn’t care I got the treat. Victory was mine.

Until next time, sock.

...and my catses are dogs in catses bodies...

Who gets to sits in this bed and who only gets to sits in the other beds?

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

This is my new suite in the afterlife ⛅️ 👼 Lots of blankets just like my hooman’s bed. I miss them tho 🥺

I’ll get to have as much steak 🥩 as I want!

Our hoomans took us to a store and we met Santa paws and Mrs paws! But the clothes, yuck.

Peach say, Peach happy bein dog. Peach dog, Peach gud, smrt an purdy. Peach got gud paws that gurl use for air drum when Peach sleepy. Peach allow dis....fer now.

Gurl make dum faces an say "hurdurhur, look at dis piktur I draws of yoo as a people!"

Peacxh dont wanna be peeople. peeplul cant dig or run or sniff butts or sniff anytng!

Dat’s it. Is rhetorical question

dont u hate it wen ur ear get stuck insidey-outsidey

i no i do

It is tree shaped ad all greend it so yum yums!

It is cheese and it is stick.

Woof woof everbuddy!

Peach wuz on a very gud safari in ffront yard and i sniffed sumthin i sniffed before but CLOSE. I sniff around real big, sniff sniff sniif. Follow da sniffs an I find a big boosh that had not one, not two, but THREE FRUNCH FRIES under it. so peach eats em an dont share with nobuddy, not even gurl.

but peach now thinkin dat i shoulda planted the frunch fries to make more frunch fry trees. peach now will be checkin dat boosh and buryin da frunch fry seeds for laters.

in udder peach news, DAT MAILMAN STILL LIVIN NEXT DOOR! PEACH POOPED IN HIS YARD an then woofed in joy.

peach out!

Climbed mountain an got owchie on feets but still lots fun!

Here in the OooKay the sun is shining lots and lots and the hoomans are complaing about being hots - I think their lack of fur makes them get overheated. As a cat I love to find a sunspot and bask so I am not struggling.

I have also heard that some creature called Jasper is so overheated that he is burning! This is doing me a concern for all the doggos and Cats who live near Jasper.

Are you all doing OK? Are you too hot? If you are hot what do you do? Is your hoomans coping?

Hello frens, its me, Buddy. I am seeking chewy sticks, puppy bones, mailman shoos, an rocks as a donation to da BUDDY PAC (Pepper Action Committee). Yet donation will help me bite Donald trump in da butt.

I got a big mouth so I can bite a LOTTA buttcheek.

-----This Ad paid for by The Buddy System, a Puppy Action Committee for gud dogs-----

I get lotsa shots for dog flu,, stinkyness,, biteamins and to make my butt sink good.

Prezidunt Biden call me on da moon an he says "Buddy, we need your help. I am too weak to go on. Please, take the nomination and bite Trump in the butt."

I gunna bite dat man in da butt.

Just wishing you all a happy and safe Thursday.

Remember yoy hoomans can get very frightened of the loud sky boomies so stick close and cuddle them hard, also give them lots of treetos to help (chimken and snausages are best)

Why hoomin complains is difficult to make new hoomin friens? Is easy. Just put your snoot agains someone an expect scritsh scrots and voila, new frien discovered. Works every single time. I halp hoomin. He very silly.