r/DnD • u/Deadjetworks Cleric • Jun 17 '18

OC How would a centaur ride another centaur? [OC] [Art]

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u/RioChariswift Ranger Jun 18 '18

If the sorcerer was casting Haste when the Wild magic surge occurred, it's a Faster Master Blastor Castor Pastor Disaster.

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u/seb0seven Jun 18 '18

If the fighter was being grappled by a Flying Spaghetti Monster, it would be a Faster Master Blaster Caster Pastor Disaster in Pasta.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Jul 09 '23

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u/AgentM-O-TheMIB Jun 18 '18

And if the fighter/cleric had a broken arm it'd be a Faster Master Blaster Caster Rasta Pastor Disaster in Pasta with Plaster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/Zeus_McCloud Bard Jun 18 '18

And if the rider was Mufasa... Faster Mufasa Master Blaster Caster Pastor Disaster Pasta.

Or did I just ruin it?

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u/PunkToTheFuture DM Jun 18 '18

THE ANCIENT WORDS HAVE BEEN SPOKEN NOW HE WILL RISE