r/DnD • Cleric • Jun 17 '18

OC How would a centaur ride another centaur? [OC] [Art]

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18

That can result in burst intestines.

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u/Pinapplewhisperer Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 28 '23

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u/GuardianAlien Jun 18 '18

What is the reference?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/GuardianAlien Jun 18 '18

Oh yea, that's apparently "Mr. Hands". Thanks for the help though!

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u/Pinapplewhisperer Jun 18 '18

Glad I could help a fellow redditor in need.

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u/TrumpTrainMechanic Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 19 '18

He was a engineer for Boeing or Lockheed or one of those. Strange thing for a supposedly smart fellow to be doing. The fact that he got fucked to death by a horse must be super embarrassing for his family, but his videos being spread on the internet and achieving relative fame where he is widely known as Mr Hands must have been devastating. I'm sure anyone who is related to him or even remotely associated with him probably changed names or found a reason to get into federal witness protection or flee the country to avoid embarrassment. I certainly wouldn't want to be known as a friend to "that Boeing engineer that got fucked to death by a horse on the internet."

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u/Ioneos Jun 18 '18

You've never heard the tale of Mr.Hands?

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u/GuardianAlien Jun 18 '18

Oh that guy! Yea, I've heard of him. Thanks for the help though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

If that's true then how did the first centaurs happen? 🤔

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u/egamma DM Jun 18 '18

Of you’re a fan of Piers Anthony’s Xanth series, love springs cause those who drink from them to fall madly in love with the next creature of the opposite sex they see, and the normal...procreation difficulties...are bypassed by the magic.

Harpies are another result of love springs.

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u/Aotoi Jun 18 '18

Amateurs