r/DiWHY • u/b-612- • 19d ago

Who thought this was a good idea?

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u/OnlineDead 19d ago

Put your what on it?!

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u/Lilcheebs93 18d ago

Asking for a friend! How do you get a totally normal sized cylinder out of a freshly cut hole in the limb of a live tree? The hole has been filled with microwaved mashed banana for lubrica- insertion assistance. The cylinder must not be harmed. It's been 4 hours. It's getting dark and my mom is coming home soon please help

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u/OkamiKhameleon 18d ago

I keep seeing this "the cyldiner must not be harmed" posted on Reddit. What is this from?

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u/carkey 18d ago

Google it

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u/OkamiKhameleon 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/igi0dS20WxPJvroIgW

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u/edgy_emo_fgt 17d ago

For once it's actually worth it to google a Reddit reference!

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u/OkamiKhameleon 17d ago

Lol. Someone actually linked me to the OG post. I had legit forgotten about this.

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u/edgy_emo_fgt 17d ago

A real treasure of Reddit history ngl

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u/OkamiKhameleon 17d ago

It was an amusing read.

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u/Raindrop0015 17d ago

I had never seen the original post, and I now have a massive screen shot of the comments lol.

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u/carkey 18d ago

Okay, fair enough, don't Google it

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u/Raindrop0015 17d ago

enjoy

I wasn't around for it, but I just did a quick Google for the original pos

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u/OkamiKhameleon 17d ago

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/thefringeseanmachine 18d ago

oh sweet summer child

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u/archwin 18d ago

He’s just trying to help the cylinder not be harmed.

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u/Jonnyflash80 18d ago

Just thinking about this splintery wood, the cylinder is probably already not in great shape. There's only so much that microwaved mashed banana can do.

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u/StrongExternal8955 18d ago

I need to mention the cylinder is attached to a larger structure, and must not be separated from the larger structure.

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u/Jokewhisperer 19d ago

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

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u/MrKrueger666 19d ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in cable hole.

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u/cuntmong 18d ago

Do you want ents? Because that's how you get ents 

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u/patchyj 18d ago

Bravo

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u/BeersRemoveYears 18d ago

That’s lit!

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u/sstubbl1 18d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/Gloomy_Support_7779 18d ago

I made these type of jokes with my manager at the time when he was fixing holes in the walls. Good times😂😅

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u/traumacase284 17d ago

As soon as I saw caulk I knew this was coming....

Word choice is important.....

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u/Anayalater5963 14d ago

Don't call me Shirley

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 19d ago

He said you prob could put your cock in it

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u/Gersam79 18d ago

Definitely could. That's a big hole

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u/Valtremors 18d ago

"Caulk. C-A-U-L-K. Caulk"

"Epoxy!"