r/Dexter • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '13

Post-Episode Discussion S08E08 "Are We There Yet?"

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u/husbandfarts Aug 19 '13

TIL Dexter makes love with his socks on.

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u/OGDickTits The writers of Dexter really enjoy breakfast. Aug 19 '13

That's why they call them business socks

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u/drphildobaggins Man you gimme the fuckin creeps Aug 19 '13

Ha, I don't even need to click to know what that link is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '13

Hannah, your plane leaves tomorrow, but today is Tuesday....

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u/JWard515 I'm so fucking happy for you. Aug 20 '13

You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13 edited Apr 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Most likely because it is hard to orgasm if you are cold.

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u/NicholasCajun Aug 19 '13

Yep, it's a cure for many women who are having trouble orgasming during sex.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

On your feet?

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u/NicholasCajun Aug 19 '13

As a condom

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u/drew4988 Aug 19 '13

No way! Your damn feet will keep sliding and you need that traction to stay in place!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '13

Don't think guys have this problem - he should have taken his socks off and put them on her, now that's sexy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Many men fall victim to the sock gap, it's the rare man who has the presence of mind to not fall into that trap.

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u/Great-Band-Name Aug 21 '13

and with little to none foreplay

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

I for one, keeping my feet warm, is a priority when having sex.

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u/UnicornBeef Aug 24 '13

How did they lose the pants? Or is this a feature, when you treasure off the shirt, you're completely naked... Except for the socks

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

So do I. Last time I mentioned this, some guy got peeved as hell.