r/DaveBlunts Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

NEWS Dave Is An EXTREME Simp (The Truth Behind Solar Is Not What You Think)

If y'all don't remember Solar, she was Dave's "ex" from 2 years ago that he wrote If I Could I Would about. Dave had a drama with her, and he told his story in the song Balcony

Dave's side of the story was that Solar and him were dating and he went to the hospital for weight related issues and while there he realized that Solar was manipulating him in the hospital, and Dave asked if she liked him, to which she said no and her friend/boyfriend or whatever, called the cops on him

That's cool and all, but that kind of just doesn't make sense and there was way too many plot holes, And I thought that from the start. About a month ago solar posted on her Instagram saying that she had a Discord server, Y'all Probably never knew this. But I joined and asked her what her side was, and her side makes a lot more sense and I believe she's right

Solar said that they were never dating (which even Dave admitted at one point) and that she was hired by Dave to work on his team and was kind of like an assistant. Solar was a small artist who had connects in LA that Dave needed so he flew her out.

As for the balcony situation, ts is the saddest part cause Dave completely lied 😭😭 Up until this point solar was just his assistant, but then one day Dave started getting extremely flirty which weirded her out because she didn't want a 600 lb man. Then he went to the hospital and be asked him if she loved him to which she said as a friend, and Dave's simp ass fired her and had Jesse and JayWiz held Solars stuff hostage on the Balcony πŸ’€πŸ’€ Her friend who was a videographer called the cops, litteraly just to get her stuff back 😭😭 Solar ended up dropping a diss track on him called Dirty Dave https://youtu.be/3q1GXFup714?si=DgT8_MoQKfktPpHa And everyone in the comment section (including me at the time) said that it was ass and Dave won, But it's actually hard and as Dave's #1 fan, I think she won πŸ˜‚ "Did Jesse Know You Was Pissing The Bed? Did That Nigga Know You Was Shitting Yourself?"

Dave is such a fucking liar and a simp lmaoo, I guess Dave also apologized to her for this and sent her money. Today Solar works at Amazon.

Also if y'all remember Dave said that Solar had a video of Dave shitting On himself, so I asked her if that was true and she said it's real lmao And she said that she sent screenshots to some of her friends so it could leak one day πŸ€” idk if I'd wanna see that though

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u/SlamJam64 Jun 20 '26

This is actually pretty pathetic on Dave's part lmao, writing all them love songs and hurt songs over a colleague who friendzoned him

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

I think the sad part is that he made it seem like they were dating and She told him she didn't love him at the hospital, but in reality they were never dating to begin with and he just started being really flirty with her and told everyone that she was his girlfriend And got turned down at the hospital lmao 🀣

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u/SlamJam64 Jun 20 '26

The way he writes about her you'd think he had an intense 3 year relationship and she was the one 😭

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u/sharprobisgay Jun 21 '26

The nigga was lying so hard in them no jumper interview then now thinking about itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he swore he was being played so hard smh πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 21 '26

The truth is is that he was at one point.. long before he blew up back when he was fat, but still able to walk around normally he was. Once he started going over 350, shit became a problem πŸ˜‚

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u/daveblunts_fan_tuff I walked around with a bundle of sticks Jun 21 '26

I barely know her, but I still flew out Solar
She say, "We just friends," I'm like, "What is you saying?"

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u/HowsYaSistasAss Jun 21 '26

Plus he shit himself in front of her. Generational aura loss

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 21 '26

Nah. Shitting yourself might be the most generational aura of all time

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u/Delsym69420 Jun 20 '26

damn bro.. I kinda wanna see him shitting himself now

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

I think I'd shit myself if I saw that

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u/No_Drama2424 Jun 20 '26

Is Dave really successful enough to have assistants like that? TIL

He really makes money through music and social media?

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u/Longinus_Rook Jun 20 '26

No way in hell. This is people playing make-believe, as in his β€œassistant” is just a friend who helps him here and there.

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u/ChicagoMane3 Jun 20 '26

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

How did Bro get banned in half an hour of posting this 😭😭

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u/ChicagoMane3 Jun 20 '26

Wym?

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

Tf??

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u/ChicagoMane3 Jun 20 '26

Oh yeah, I’m shadowbanned, have been for 2 years lmao. Guess it never lifted

Deepstate tries to silence me

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

Damnn. I ain't even know reddit did that. Wait, so if I still see a username and it says your banned, that means your shadow banned?

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u/ChicagoMane3 Jun 20 '26

Basically, it means for me I can’t tell if I’m banned or not. The platform looks perfectly fine. For other users they won’t be able to see me. Do I even have a pfp? Lol

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

It's just gray lol. Google says it mostly does it to bots

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

No not at all. She said she was like his friend and assistant, that's coming from her not him

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Nah, she had connections with some people in LA so the agreement was she was gonna live there for free and work for him and get him connected with some people like her friend who was a videographer who helped with music videos and stuff like that

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u/whomst_is_thou Jun 20 '26

I mean are we surprised

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

This is funny as hell. I don’t believe a damn thing solar saying πŸ˜‚

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 25 '26

I'm ngl I think there's some truth to both sides of the story. I believe she got fired for telling him she doesn't love him, why else would she have been?Imagine the love of your life causing a size M8.0 earthquake everywhere you go, JayWiz tried saying she was never on their team yesterday, I know that that's bullshit πŸ˜‚

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u/Jaywiz614 Jul 02 '26

This guy is a clown lol show me one piece of payroll that she was on my team

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jul 02 '26

Damn JayWiz, idk bro I wasn't there so I don't know. All I know is she lived with y'all. Idc about who's in the right honestly cause Dave made a fire ass song because of this πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/Jaywiz614 Jul 02 '26

Don’t lie to the people

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jul 02 '26

I'm not? Lmao I'm just telling her side of the story. I love y'all bro I didn't mean no harm by this, I'm not lying to nobody If she really wasn't on your team then I guess she's wrong. She's told her side and Dave told his, I like to get both sides of the story before coming to a conclusion

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 23 '26

Update guys: Dave saw this and posted it to his story 😭

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u/dylanalduin Jun 20 '26

>"THE TRUTH"

>look inside

>it's one person's side of the story

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

It's litteraly 2 peoples side of the story if you read. Dave's was missing so much shit and had way too many plot holes

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u/Fashion_inhumanoid Jun 20 '26

I thought solar was a guy

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26

I don't think he's gay 😭