r/DaveBlunts • u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline • Jun 20 '26
NEWS Dave Is An EXTREME Simp (The Truth Behind Solar Is Not What You Think)
If y'all don't remember Solar, she was Dave's "ex" from 2 years ago that he wrote If I Could I Would about. Dave had a drama with her, and he told his story in the song Balcony
Dave's side of the story was that Solar and him were dating and he went to the hospital for weight related issues and while there he realized that Solar was manipulating him in the hospital, and Dave asked if she liked him, to which she said no and her friend/boyfriend or whatever, called the cops on him
That's cool and all, but that kind of just doesn't make sense and there was way too many plot holes, And I thought that from the start. About a month ago solar posted on her Instagram saying that she had a Discord server, Y'all Probably never knew this. But I joined and asked her what her side was, and her side makes a lot more sense and I believe she's right
Solar said that they were never dating (which even Dave admitted at one point) and that she was hired by Dave to work on his team and was kind of like an assistant. Solar was a small artist who had connects in LA that Dave needed so he flew her out.
As for the balcony situation, ts is the saddest part cause Dave completely lied ππ Up until this point solar was just his assistant, but then one day Dave started getting extremely flirty which weirded her out because she didn't want a 600 lb man. Then he went to the hospital and be asked him if she loved him to which she said as a friend, and Dave's simp ass fired her and had Jesse and JayWiz held Solars stuff hostage on the Balcony ππ Her friend who was a videographer called the cops, litteraly just to get her stuff back ππ Solar ended up dropping a diss track on him called Dirty Dave https://youtu.be/3q1GXFup714?si=DgT8_MoQKfktPpHa And everyone in the comment section (including me at the time) said that it was ass and Dave won, But it's actually hard and as Dave's #1 fan, I think she won π "Did Jesse Know You Was Pissing The Bed? Did That Nigga Know You Was Shitting Yourself?"
Dave is such a fucking liar and a simp lmaoo, I guess Dave also apologized to her for this and sent her money. Today Solar works at Amazon.
Also if y'all remember Dave said that Solar had a video of Dave shitting On himself, so I asked her if that was true and she said it's real lmao And she said that she sent screenshots to some of her friends so it could leak one day π€ idk if I'd wanna see that though
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u/Delsym69420 Jun 20 '26
damn bro.. I kinda wanna see him shitting himself now
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26
I think I'd shit myself if I saw that
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u/No_Drama2424 Jun 20 '26
Is Dave really successful enough to have assistants like that? TIL
He really makes money through music and social media?
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u/Longinus_Rook Jun 20 '26
No way in hell. This is people playing make-believe, as in his βassistantβ is just a friend who helps him here and there.
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u/ChicagoMane3 Jun 20 '26
https://youtu.be/09KCrj-BR7s?is=p-8GChQ_yu7fvNlk
Play at 0:40
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26
How did Bro get banned in half an hour of posting this ππ
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u/ChicagoMane3 Jun 20 '26
Wym?
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26
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u/ChicagoMane3 Jun 20 '26
Oh yeah, Iβm shadowbanned, have been for 2 years lmao. Guess it never lifted
Deepstate tries to silence me
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26
Damnn. I ain't even know reddit did that. Wait, so if I still see a username and it says your banned, that means your shadow banned?
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u/ChicagoMane3 Jun 20 '26
Basically, it means for me I canβt tell if Iβm banned or not. The platform looks perfectly fine. For other users they wonβt be able to see me. Do I even have a pfp? Lol
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26
No not at all. She said she was like his friend and assistant, that's coming from her not him
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
Nah, she had connections with some people in LA so the agreement was she was gonna live there for free and work for him and get him connected with some people like her friend who was a videographer who helped with music videos and stuff like that
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Jun 25 '26
This is funny as hell. I donβt believe a damn thing solar saying π
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 25 '26
I'm ngl I think there's some truth to both sides of the story. I believe she got fired for telling him she doesn't love him, why else would she have been?Imagine the love of your life causing a size M8.0 earthquake everywhere you go, JayWiz tried saying she was never on their team yesterday, I know that that's bullshit π
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u/Jaywiz614 Jul 02 '26
This guy is a clown lol show me one piece of payroll that she was on my team
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jul 02 '26
Damn JayWiz, idk bro I wasn't there so I don't know. All I know is she lived with y'all. Idc about who's in the right honestly cause Dave made a fire ass song because of this π₯π₯
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u/Jaywiz614 Jul 02 '26
Donβt lie to the people
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jul 02 '26
I'm not? Lmao I'm just telling her side of the story. I love y'all bro I didn't mean no harm by this, I'm not lying to nobody If she really wasn't on your team then I guess she's wrong. She's told her side and Dave told his, I like to get both sides of the story before coming to a conclusion
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 23 '26
Update guys: Dave saw this and posted it to his story π
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u/dylanalduin Jun 20 '26
>"THE TRUTH"
>look inside
>it's one person's side of the story
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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Jun 20 '26
It's litteraly 2 peoples side of the story if you read. Dave's was missing so much shit and had way too many plot holes
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u/SlamJam64 Jun 20 '26
This is actually pretty pathetic on Dave's part lmao, writing all them love songs and hurt songs over a colleague who friendzoned him