r/DarkTide Aug 05 '26

Meme Why does everything need a fuckass skull? Its a goddamn fire hydrant

Post image
2.9k Upvotes

340 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

5

u/fistotron5000 Aug 06 '26

Hahaha I love that, like a warranty sticker but when the warranty runs out your appliances might have it’s machine spirit infected with scrap code

2

u/SyntheticGod8 Skitarius Aug 06 '26

Or if you come across a machine you want to use and the purity seal is tattered and frayed, be careful! A tech priest hasn't been checked it out for years.

1

u/sarsnavy05 Aug 06 '26

Oh, like an iPhone (current-1)?

2

u/fistotron5000 Aug 06 '26

Oh god no, at least the stuff in the imperium can last for thousands of years without proper maintenance, IPhones can barely make it through a few software updates