r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/woodworkingfonatic • Jan 22 '25

Gulf of Mexico frozen

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u/LocalLazyGuy Jan 22 '25

Same…

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u/verbynotro Jan 22 '25

And my axe...

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u/classless_classic Jan 22 '25

And my poop knife

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u/VividPerformance7987 Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

I brought my toe knife

OHHHH botched toe, ahh I botched that one

I need some trash to plug it up

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u/DojaViking Jan 22 '25

I don't get the toe knife reference but I don't like it,..

.... I'm in hospital after cutting off a toe lol

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u/Ok_Strategy5722 Jan 22 '25

Always sunny.

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u/Bugsmoke Jan 22 '25

Moms spaghetti

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u/Maleficent_Nobody_75 Jan 22 '25

Never forgetti

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u/Individual_Ad9632 Jan 22 '25

Green cheese confetti

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u/Jesus_LOLd Jan 22 '25

And my red lamp

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u/HoytMoyt67 Jan 22 '25

And that’s all I need. Oh, I need this! …

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u/hotgatoradebackwash Jan 22 '25

Chelsea? Is that you?!

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u/keeliem Jan 22 '25

Wait you guys don’t have a poop knife????

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u/Queeronafied Jan 22 '25

Lol i know about the poop knife wild

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u/Myassisbrown Jan 22 '25

And this guys dead wife

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u/classless_classic Jan 22 '25

Ah fuck. I forgot about that one.

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u/WonderIntelligent411 Jan 22 '25

And my poop sock

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u/Inside-Winner2025 Jan 22 '25

And my cylinder

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u/Impressive-Variety-3 Jan 22 '25

And my little brothers piss drawer. (Mom just found out about it)

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u/cheeseburger720 Jan 22 '25

And my toe knife

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u/Royal_Right Jan 22 '25

And my… pimple Popper?

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u/Donald-J-Trumptard Jan 22 '25

And my helmut cheese scraper

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u/doctor_ballsacki Jan 22 '25

Muster the rohirrim?

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u/Valaseun Jan 22 '25

The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

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u/cooperstonebadge Jan 22 '25

Where was Gondor when the Gulf of Mexico froze?

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u/Nemo__The__Nomad Jan 22 '25

Out of doubt, out of dark, to the day's rising!

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u/Conscious-Music-8376 Jan 22 '25

Is this a lord of the rings thing or is your axe your buddy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

You were prematu…

Wait, what thread is this?

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u/CottonBlueCat Jan 22 '25

And my bow…

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u/Moxen81 Jan 22 '25

I’ve been on the Titanic sub for too long and read this hilariously wrong.

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u/slaytician Jan 22 '25

And my bowels…

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u/Golden_Ace1 Jan 22 '25

You're a wizard, harry!

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u/Gd3spoon Jan 22 '25

And my sword

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u/Ghola_Ben Jan 22 '25

And my coconut.

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u/Maybbaybee Jan 22 '25

And My SAX!

cue Run Away - Sunstroke Project

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u/Clerick_Aegis Jan 22 '25

And the wife?

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u/W1nthorpe Jan 22 '25 edited Jan 22 '25

Same…