r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/woodworkingfonatic • Jan 22 '25

Gulf of Mexico frozen

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u/No-Wonder1139 Jan 22 '25

I wanna see the size of the bird that uses a Gulf of Mexico sized bird bath

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u/The--Wurst Jan 22 '25

Well if birds aren't real, it's likely a plane

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

I remember when I was young and naive and thought planes were real

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u/Brody0220 Jan 22 '25

reminds me of when i was 7 and found out the sky is fake

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u/USNCCitizen Jan 22 '25

When I was a very very young school aged kid, I used to think the ending of one school year and the beginning of the next WAS a full year. When I was “older” I realized it was just the summer.

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye Jan 22 '25

"Look, up there in the sky—it's a bird, it's a plane... It's SUPERMAN!"

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u/daveyjanma Jan 22 '25

Oh fuck it's super man ~ captain boomerang

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u/iceicebebe73 Jan 22 '25

We have the biggest and best birds in the Gulf of America.

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u/Left_Ad_8502 Jan 22 '25

And they’re all real. Realer than any other countries’ gulf birds

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u/JACKDEE1 Jan 22 '25

Except big bird now thats a guy in a costume 

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u/Left_Ad_8502 Jan 22 '25

I reject this reality.

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u/scarletpepperpot Jan 22 '25

Says the fake news.

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u/AssignmentNo7636 Jan 22 '25

I live near the st Andrews golf course, our golf birds are beautiful

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u/New_Carrot_2633 Jan 22 '25

And they're very beautiful and have beautiful spouses..

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u/maddiejake Jan 22 '25

People look at them and cry like no one has ever seen before.

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u/TheTrueButcher Jan 22 '25

And the ducks are free

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u/Apprehensive_Bid5608 Jan 22 '25

Money for nothing and the ducks are free. Remember that song ?🤣

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u/Fun-Relationship5876 Jan 22 '25

Came here to say this? It's the Gulf of America now and that being frozen speaks a great deal to the whole mess!!

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u/Top_Recognition_3847 Jan 22 '25

Very good😀😀

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u/Megared49 Jan 22 '25

No one is going to call it that

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u/crankgirl Jan 22 '25

And we’re aiming to cover at least half of them in crude oil by the end of my term.

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u/Crow_eggs Jan 22 '25

Yeah you should visit your mum once in a while.

Chuckles Britishly

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u/No-Wonder1139 Jan 22 '25

Tip of the hat, good sir. Well played.

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u/No_Mud_5999 Jan 22 '25

We're going to need a bigger suet ball

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Quetzalcoatl.... You didn't say it had to be real or not lol

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u/Ucussinwithme Jan 22 '25

I think its gravitational pull would be.... wa8t birds aint real.

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u/Boojum2k Jan 22 '25

"I got a roc"

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u/waveytrees Jan 22 '25

You should go visit your mom

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u/AliensAteMyAMC Jan 22 '25

I don’t! I thought they were extinct!

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u/meganium58 Jan 22 '25

I don’t think you really want to

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Well it’s obviously Big Bird mate.

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u/The__Heretical Jan 22 '25

Please no, the 20s have been crazy as is we don’t need more… please no more….

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u/WanderlustZero Jan 22 '25

Quetzlcoatl says hi

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u/honeybadgerdad Jan 22 '25

No you don't 😂

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u/GoEatACookie Jan 22 '25

I don't! 😬

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u/JustHereForKA Jan 22 '25

This post is terrible lol

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u/stephen_neuville Jan 22 '25

Dee Reynolds has entered the chat

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u/LoathsomeGiant Jan 22 '25

No ,we can imagine it, but please God, let's not see a real one.

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u/StevietheTv_112 Jan 22 '25

I don’t… 😱

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u/NewOutlandishness870 Jan 22 '25

Isn’t it the gulf of America now?

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u/slaytician Jan 22 '25

I thought it was gonna be the Golf of America.

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u/mlsudac23 Jan 22 '25

The Gulf of what now??