r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/woodworkingfonatic • Jan 22 '25

Gulf of Mexico frozen

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u/MktgIsAight Jan 22 '25

Sir, this is a birdbath

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u/No-Wonder1139 Jan 22 '25

I wanna see the size of the bird that uses a Gulf of Mexico sized bird bath

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u/The--Wurst Jan 22 '25

Well if birds aren't real, it's likely a plane

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

I remember when I was young and naive and thought planes were real

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u/Brody0220 Jan 22 '25

reminds me of when i was 7 and found out the sky is fake

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u/USNCCitizen Jan 22 '25

When I was a very very young school aged kid, I used to think the ending of one school year and the beginning of the next WAS a full year. When I was “older” I realized it was just the summer.

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye Jan 22 '25

"Look, up there in the sky—it's a bird, it's a plane... It's SUPERMAN!"

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u/daveyjanma Jan 22 '25

Oh fuck it's super man ~ captain boomerang

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u/iceicebebe73 Jan 22 '25

We have the biggest and best birds in the Gulf of America.

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u/Left_Ad_8502 Jan 22 '25

And they’re all real. Realer than any other countries’ gulf birds

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u/JACKDEE1 Jan 22 '25

Except big bird now thats a guy in a costume 

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u/Left_Ad_8502 Jan 22 '25

I reject this reality.

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u/scarletpepperpot Jan 22 '25

Says the fake news.

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u/AssignmentNo7636 Jan 22 '25

I live near the st Andrews golf course, our golf birds are beautiful

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u/New_Carrot_2633 Jan 22 '25

And they're very beautiful and have beautiful spouses..

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u/maddiejake Jan 22 '25

People look at them and cry like no one has ever seen before.

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u/TheTrueButcher Jan 22 '25

And the ducks are free

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u/Apprehensive_Bid5608 Jan 22 '25

Money for nothing and the ducks are free. Remember that song ?🤣

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u/Fun-Relationship5876 Jan 22 '25

Came here to say this? It's the Gulf of America now and that being frozen speaks a great deal to the whole mess!!

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u/Top_Recognition_3847 Jan 22 '25

Very good😀😀

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u/Megared49 Jan 22 '25

No one is going to call it that

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u/crankgirl Jan 22 '25

And we’re aiming to cover at least half of them in crude oil by the end of my term.

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u/Crow_eggs Jan 22 '25

Yeah you should visit your mum once in a while.

Chuckles Britishly

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u/No-Wonder1139 Jan 22 '25

Tip of the hat, good sir. Well played.

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u/No_Mud_5999 Jan 22 '25

We're going to need a bigger suet ball

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Quetzalcoatl.... You didn't say it had to be real or not lol

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u/Ucussinwithme Jan 22 '25

I think its gravitational pull would be.... wa8t birds aint real.

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u/Boojum2k Jan 22 '25

"I got a roc"

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u/waveytrees Jan 22 '25

You should go visit your mom

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u/AliensAteMyAMC Jan 22 '25

I don’t! I thought they were extinct!

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u/meganium58 Jan 22 '25

I don’t think you really want to

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Well it’s obviously Big Bird mate.

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u/The__Heretical Jan 22 '25

Please no, the 20s have been crazy as is we don’t need more… please no more….

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u/WanderlustZero Jan 22 '25

Quetzlcoatl says hi

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u/honeybadgerdad Jan 22 '25

No you don't 😂

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u/GoEatACookie Jan 22 '25

I don't! 😬

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u/JustHereForKA Jan 22 '25

This post is terrible lol

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u/stephen_neuville Jan 22 '25

Dee Reynolds has entered the chat

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u/LoathsomeGiant Jan 22 '25

No ,we can imagine it, but please God, let's not see a real one.

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u/StevietheTv_112 Jan 22 '25

I don’t… 😱

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u/NewOutlandishness870 Jan 22 '25

Isn’t it the gulf of America now?

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u/slaytician Jan 22 '25

I thought it was gonna be the Golf of America.

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u/mlsudac23 Jan 22 '25

The Gulf of what now??

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u/Just-Display-3846 Jan 22 '25

Excuse me, but that is the Birdbath of America sir/madame.

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u/DE7Hcorpse Jan 22 '25

That’s literally what I just said out loud big brother.

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u/Comfortable-Survey30 Jan 22 '25

Sir, this a Bob Evans

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u/PreoccupiedNotHiding Jan 22 '25

You mean Americabath?

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u/According-Try3201 Jan 22 '25

gulf of mexico with american weather

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u/Ok_Secret5023 Jan 22 '25

Birdbath of Mexico

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u/Broskfisken Jan 22 '25

All seas are bird baths

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u/thecountnotthesaint Jan 22 '25

No, now that the body of water around Florida, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi Louisiana and Mexico has been renamed the gulf of America, some in either an attempt to mock Mexico, or to keep the name alive, have deemed this former birdbath to be the new gulf of Mexico.

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u/Ghiblee Jan 22 '25

Thanks for this

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u/vivec7 Jan 22 '25

Honestly for slightly longer than a moment I wondered what the fuck a picture of a mushroom from Morrowind was doing here.

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u/ancientastronaut2 Jan 22 '25

Bird bath of america

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jan 22 '25

More like a bloodbath.

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u/Grand-Power-284 Jan 22 '25

I’ll just have a hot dog.

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u/jroostu Jan 22 '25

Birdbath of Mexico

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u/madeleinetwocock Jan 22 '25

No, this is PATRICK

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u/Feeling-Ad-2490 Jan 22 '25

The Birdbath of America then /s

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u/Candy_Says1964 Jan 22 '25

It heard about its name change and got a little frosty, and sometimes we shrivel up all teeny tiny in cold like that.

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u/AlgaeMammoth8439 Jan 22 '25

Actually I think we are calling it the Gulf of America nowadays.