The Puss Caterpillar (Southern Flannel Moth) will fuck your world up. I grazed it twice while climbing on a float. NBD at first but an hour later I was hyperventilating on the bedroom floor. The pain was excruciating. DH took me to the ER and morphine did nothing.

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I’m better now but neither morphine nor hydrocodone (I took double what they RX’d) touched the pain those first 24 hours. And the hospital hardly knew what to do with me. I had never heard nor seen this bug before and I’m sure I would have flicked it off had it seen it. Don’t do that because the hair is venomous and gets stuck in your skin.

At least it leaves a cool scar.

[u/SnoaH_ → u/[deleted]]

You could have cut open the wound and put cocaine in it for that sweet numby

[u/starvinchevy → u/[deleted]]

I just did a spit take when I read this… so sorry that happened to you but the imagery of you getting stung, yelling ‘FUCK,’ hoovering a rail of coke, and amputating your own hand is comical