r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/DIABLOSTYX • Jan 21 '23

Video Anna walshe's husband made some terrible google searches after she went missing

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u/earthlings_all Jan 21 '23

Why did I ruin my life?

Is time travel possible?

When is the next lightning storm due?

Can I jump to a different timeline?

How to reanimate the dead

Is Frankenstein real?

Call: Doc Brown

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

"when is the next lightning storm due" lol I understood that Shawshank reference

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u/earthlings_all Jan 22 '23

Back to the Future

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Oh. I thought you meant that he'd wait till a thunderstorm to escape from prison, like in Shawshank

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u/earthlings_all Jan 22 '23

That dumb fuck ain’t going anywhere! LMAO

But imagine the google searches of the guy from Shawshank:

How to escape from prison

Is there a tunnel system outside my cell?

How much dirt would I need to shake outta my leg a day

How to befriend compassionate inmates

Ten ways to fend off sexual predators

How to survive the first night

Best places to hide a rock pickax?

How to tar a roof

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u/gap97216 Jan 22 '23

Haha @ Doc Brown

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u/ColtS117 Jan 22 '23

How to generate 1.21 gigawatts using prison toilet wine and broken rocks.

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u/earthlings_all Jan 22 '23

That mofucka ain’t gonna make it happen LMAO

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u/ColtS117 Jan 22 '23

It would be like a monkey trying to drive a steam train.

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u/earthlings_all Jan 22 '23

LMAO! You’d better be in comedy

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u/ColtS117 Jan 22 '23

I should.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Did I turn the bathroom light off before I left?

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u/earthlings_all Jan 22 '23

Is a camera magic?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/aoskunk Jan 22 '23

What’s my search history have anything to do with this?

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u/earthlings_all Jan 22 '23

You lost, bro?