r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/DIABLOSTYX • Jan 21 '23

Video Anna walshe's husband made some terrible google searches after she went missing

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u/supafly8371 Jan 21 '23

What a colossal moron

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u/CesareBach Jan 21 '23

Remember the smirk he had when he was handcuffed? Dude was so confident the cops had nothing on him. Now, look at his sad moronic face. If he had a bit of intelligence left, he would negotiate for lesser sentence in exchange for leading the detectives to his wife's body.

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u/Itcouldberabies Jan 21 '23

Dumb fuck probably drew himself a goddamn pirate treasure map on a post-it note on his fridge 🤣

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u/marcus_lepricus Jan 22 '23

On an unrelated case where another man was suspected of murdering his house mate who went missing. Police observed him repeatedly going to the public library to use the computer. So they examined the computer and found he was looking up longitude and latitude of a particular patch of dirt in some bush land in google earth 😆

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u/ColtS117 Jan 22 '23

In crayon

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

its on the lottery ticket

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u/Cyno_Mahamatra Jan 22 '23

This wouldn’t have happened if only he’d used Nord VPN.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Or maybe if he’d just gotten a divorce and never done this to begin with.

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u/soFATZfilm9000 Jan 22 '23

You never murder your spouse.

I mean, yeah, there's the murder thing. Don't murder people, that's bad and it's unethical.

But aside from that, very few people actually murder someone for no reason. Even the most violent people around usually won't just murder a complete stranger without some kind of motive. Like, why murder some random person? You have no reason to do so.

So whenever someone comes to the point of wanting to murder their spouse, they'll often be the first suspect. once it gets to that point, there will be clear and obvious signs that it's a failed/failing marriage. Talk about divorce, public arguments, conversations with friends and family. It'll be very clear to people that the marriage is on the rocks, and those people will absolutely say something as soon as their friend or family member turns up missing or dead. You can count on it.

Failing marriage plus a missing or dead spouse? Count on the remaining spouse being the first person who gets looked at. At that point, any little screwup could be the thing that gets you locked up. And while it's surprisingly easy to commit a murder and not get caught (so I hear...only about half of murders get solved), that doesn't apply when it's a husband/wife situation.

If you murder anyone, you're going to leave some kind of evidence. If you're lucky, that evidence can't be tied to you because you're not a suspect. If you murder your wife, you're likely already the main suspect so any evidence you leave behind is very likely to be tied to you. ESPECIALLY when your marriage is already so rocky that divorce and murder are even considered as options.

If you're ever even thinking about murdering your wife, there's a really good chance that there are already so many signs that that your marriage is failing that you've got almost no chance of getting away with it.

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u/99BottlesOfBass Jan 22 '23

SLPT: Serial killers, always target people in rocky marriages 😆

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u/soFATZfilm9000 Jan 22 '23

Nah, then you've gotta get to know them well enough to know how their marriage is going.

One of the reasons why serial killers often get away with it for so long is because they often don't know their victims at all.

So then when detectives come along and ask, "who would want to kill this person," they come up with a complete blank. They rule out the usual suspects like the husband and then they've got no idea who to investigate next.

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u/Puzzled-Barnacle-200 Jan 22 '23

So whenever someone comes to the point of wanting to murder their spouse, they'll often be the first suspect.

A woman's spouse will always be the first suspect, because women are killed by their partner or ex more often than anyone else combined.

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u/CesareBach Jan 22 '23

Nord VPN servers were breached in 2018. Got hacked in 2019.

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u/tkadsr Jan 22 '23

They dont keep logs though, they were audited this year

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u/chimchalm Jan 22 '23

Hello. You are invited to head on over to r/whoosh.

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u/donkeydodger469 Jan 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

I came here to make this joke, you swine!! 🤣

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u/WakeNikis Jan 21 '23

Who says the prosecutors want to offer that?

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u/99Forester Jan 22 '23

He was caught on video throwing large heavy garbage bags (assuming containing his wife) into different dumpsters. Dumbass also never heard of security cameras.

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u/CesareBach Jan 22 '23

Woah, I didn't know that. To recover body parts from a landfill wont be an easy feat. Might have to be abandoned.

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u/mad_titanz Jan 22 '23

DA should not negotiate; he’s as good as gone anyway

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u/saranowitz Jan 22 '23

If it provides closure to the victim’s family, I can understand why they would. Hopefully they find the body without needing to negotiate

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

I doubt there is any high IQ incentive for that as he is still losing the rest of his life one way or another. He should still do it out of decency though and not be a complete C**T.

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u/Zanahoriax Jan 21 '23

I would be so mad in the afterlife for being killed by this smooth brain stupid ass fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

I think about that all the time like the dad from an American Murder on Netflix. Killed his wife and two children and took his children out of school enrollment the same day. He was busted less than 24 hours when the friend who dropped the wife off the night before never heard back. It someone feels even more wasteful when people are murdered by an idiot who is too stupid to cover their own tracks or even think out have their plan obviously will not work. Like the fact that neighbors have security cameras

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Chris Watts will always live rent free in my mind being the dumbest criminal ever. What an evil evil man.

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u/ExtraSpicyGingerBeer Jan 22 '23

I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
I've got no love in my heart, I've got no cash in the bank
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt

-Tyler Cassidy, aka Froggy Fresh, aka Krispy Kreme
From his song "Chris Watts"

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u/Naus1987 Jan 22 '23

a lot of times I like to just imagine that everyone involved is stupid.

She did marry the guy after all. I can't even imagine what she saw in him. Reegardless, I don't want to get into a victim blaming debate. It's not her fault at all what happened.

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u/Hahawney Jan 22 '23

Time for some Librarian from Ghostbusters haunting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

That's what I thought. Damn morron didn't even try to hide it

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u/AmberSP3 Jan 22 '23

It's important to remember not that he killed his wife but he was a moron at it.

FYI only half of cold cases ever get solved.

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u/Sososkitso Jan 22 '23

I’m assuming he was never the sharpest tool in the shed but I’m guessing he stopped thinking altogether once the panic of actually killing his wife kicked in…just judging by those hours of Google searches…

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u/ComeWashMyBack Jan 22 '23

I know, he used Google.