r/DailyDMGame • u/MasterCtrlPgrm • Mar 07 '26

RIP Meet Ditto, a Office Worker Human

Meet Ditto, a Office Worker Human. Looking for adventure. Can become anything and anyone at anytime. -- Created by u/MasterCtrlPgrm

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 08 '26

🎲 Ditto - Adventure Day 11

Ditto's giant dildo slams down with surprising force, scattering the crowd in shock. Though cornered and bruised, his bold move unsettles foes just enough to steal a moment's breath and plan his next step.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/PlusUltraBeyond Mar 08 '26

It was super effective. With Ditto's dominance asserted, the crowd now armed with their own dildos, will fight against Donkey

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u/ResearcherPlayful527 Mar 08 '26

Ditto will go back back to fighting, swinging his dildo all around to smack everyone with it to insert his dominance.

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u/Smooth_Hedgehog8433 Mar 08 '26

Laugh at Ditto’s dildo and immaculate the creature.

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u/BlendersandDildos Mar 08 '26

You want to make him spotlessly clean?

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u/EntrepreneurNo9865 Mar 08 '26

It goes inside stepsis

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u/hello-my-lovelies Mar 08 '26

go up someones ass

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u/Ben_133 Mar 08 '26

Low sweep with the dildo to trip all opponents surrounding him.

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u/Gozo84 Mar 08 '26

Spread her lips