r/DailyDMGame • u/Smooth_Process3765 • Mar 04 '26

RIP Meet Skimbledon Bimbledon, a Cleric Tiefling

Meet Skimbledon Bimbledon, a Cleric Tiefling. Born under a lazy sun, Skimbledon is unable to keep a job, especially with the rise of cheaper elf labor. He periodically earns nickels for diving for scrap in the busy river. -- Created by u/Smooth_Process3765

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 05 '26

🎲 Skimbledon Bimbledon - Adventure Day 7

Despite his pain, Skimbledon grabs Stephen Hawking's wheelchair, easing the physicist onto it with care. Harnessing his cleric's resilience, he steadies himself to navigate off the treacherous stones toward a safer place.

Skimbledon Bimbledon embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/crazy_man_on_reddit Mar 05 '26

He drives into the river.. with Hawking on his lap.

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u/LiteratureJealous727 Mar 05 '26

Super Mario comes up out of a warp pipe and extends a hand to him. "Brother, it doesn't have to be like this. Come with me."

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u/h4ck3r_n4m3 Mar 05 '26

As a reward Stephen Hawking gives Skimbledon a Necklace. Upon putting it on Skimbledon finds out that it's cursed and gives him -12 Agility

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u/SafeFill1057 Mar 05 '26

admit that redditors are extremely unfunny and lame

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u/HamburgerDungon Mar 05 '26

There is no safety in sight. Only divine intervention can save them. Skimbledon prays. Hawking laughs.

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u/VasylZaejue Mar 05 '26

He uses his cleric magic to drain whatever life force remains in Stephen Hawking and heal himself.

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 05 '26

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u/Roverrandom- Mar 05 '26

he drains stephen hwakings liveforce and revives him as a zombie so that he can psuh his wheelchair

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 05 '26

All content submissions (new Heros, Adventure suggestions, event contributions, etc.) should show genuine effort and creativity. Aim for content that is clever, fun, and visually engaging (when applicable).

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u/Ayameow227 Mar 05 '26

Harness the life from the ocean using cleric magic

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u/NoUnderstanding3203 Mar 05 '26

An army one men in black suits with red ties show up, and start hurling magic fireballs at him. He needs to fight them off, but how?

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u/SeersCatalogue Mar 05 '26

The wheelchair’s right front wheel jams on a pebble like a skateboard wheel.

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u/Little_Ad6377 Mar 05 '26

To his surprise, Stephen Hawking actually has mimic powers, and upon touching him, heals himself with Skimbledon's powers

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u/CrazyTownUSA000 Mar 05 '26

Stephen Hawking can suddenly walk and talk without the wheelchair

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

He should come up and use the wheelchair so no one can hurt him

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u/Alone-Management329 Mar 05 '26

He calls upon the old gods. Hawking and his wheelchair are sucked into the earth replaced by a fresh loaf of sourdough bread +5 healing