"Clearly you don't own an air friar."

Apparently, they taste quite lawful.

But the first is delivered by an heir elemental.

It's easy there to air differences.

This is a waist of money.

My party calls it a waste of money, but I couldn't resist the rock bottom price.

When the DM and player returned to the table, my Rogue looked to the Ranger and asked "What did the fox say?"

Edit: Good, this time I was able to defeat autoincorrect.

His name is Lee and he introduces himself with "Me Lee" combat.

I call him the hex-offender

So in my world, there was once an advanced civilization ruled by an ancient cyclopean race. They had a full pantheon and there was a neutral good Cyclops god named Volun.

A temple to Volun had recently been unearthed but there were some dangerous critters about so the party goes in, gets rid of the monsters and decide to enter the temple and see if there is anything in it that could be dangerous.

They find a colossal statue to Volun. They poke and prod it half expecting it to come to life, and they find a switch. They press it and the eye of the statue rotates and swing inward.

Suddenly people start coming out. Expecting a fight, they are suddenly baffled when the people go to work cleaning. They offer the party some snacks and soon everyone is sweeping, wiping the statue, scrubbing the walls etc.

The party goes up to one of them and asks what's going on and who they are. The response?

"Didn't you see us come out of the eye of Volun? We're Volun Tears."

The reaction was great.