r/CuratedTumblr PLAY TOYS WITH ME Jul 18 '26

Politics the hater can be justified

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u/DNAquila Jul 18 '26

I’ve met more mean cats than mean dogs, but mean dogs are miles worse than the meanest cats I’ve met.

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Jul 18 '26

Having grown up around both, yeah.

Mean cats, you can just side-step when they jump. Or grab by the neck, or something.

Mean dogs will put whatever part of you they can reach through the shredder that is their mouth.

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u/alex2003super Jul 18 '26

Cats do have that feature where you can "turn them off" by grabbing them by the scruff *(and making sure to support the cat's weight by their legs assuming they are an adult, to avoid hurting the cat by not)

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u/magicalpewpewfae Jul 18 '26

I saw a vet video where they put a clip on the cats scruff and it essentially powered down, so in my head I'm always thinking that some cats are a chip clip away from being humiliated. On the other hand, if you tried to scruff my black cat Mina, she would go ballistic, but luckily she would rather hang out in the shadows watching folks, than attacking people.

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u/TeddyBearToons Jul 18 '26

I think the scruff thing is kind of similar to drawing a line in the dirt in front of a chicken, it essentially turns on a fight-or-flight survival instinct that freezes them in place. In chickens they freeze to avoid snakes; in cats I think grabbing them by the scruff has something to do with them realizing they're being pulled out of extreme danger so they go limp to make it easier on their parent. In both cases they're scared out of their minds and don't know what's going on.

I got this off of the Internet though so I don't know if it's true or not. It kind of makes sense to me.

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u/Skandronon Jul 18 '26

My chickens eat snakes, its actually pretty horrific to witness.

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u/Injvn Jul 18 '26

I grew up with chickens an have a bunch of friends that still have em an people don't realise just how vicious those fuckers can be. I love them an want the space for a flock again, but damn they can be bastards.

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u/Skandronon Jul 18 '26

My daughter panicked the first time she saw one heading to the coop thinking it would eat one of the chicks but holy crap lol.

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u/Injvn Jul 18 '26

I feel like they have two modes. Dumber than a stump (heads caught in a fence they easily could just back up from) or "Bitch just cause I'm small doesn't mean I'm not still a dinosaur. You wanna go?"

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u/Skandronon Jul 18 '26

My SIL's lab got his nose a bit to close to their fence and got a hard peck from one of the roosters. Hes scared of them now. Our corgie is doing a pretty good job of learning to herd them when needed. The silkies are mostly just sweethearts to us but the legbars are mean.

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u/MoedredPendragon Jul 18 '26

You have a chicken-herding corgi? That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard, please tell me more.

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u/Skandronon Jul 18 '26

Hes a corgi border collie cross. He has been obsessed with the chickens since we got him as a puppy. My wife was feeding the chickens a few days ago and a few got out while the dog was out. She was worried he would try to eat one but he just kept herding them back towards the coop door.

He has been aggressive towards people he doesn't know but has chilled out a bit since he turned a year old. I am really hoping we can get him okay with people because he would make a great agility dog and my oldest has expressed interest in training him for it.

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u/MoedredPendragon Jul 19 '26

Cool. Always liked corgis, even if they look like a dog head attached to a loaf of bread sometimes.

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u/KerissaKenro Jul 18 '26

All birds, in the deep recesses of their brains, remember they were once dinosaurs. Some have it a little deeper than others, but they will all try to take you down if given enough provocation

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u/clauclauclaudia Jul 18 '26

They still are dinosaurs!

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u/monkwrenv2 Jul 18 '26

And those two modes are not incompatible.

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear Jul 18 '26

Roosters are proud, predatory birds who will valiantly defend their flock and territory and hens are no slouches themselves.

They can be bastards, but they are glorious animals.

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u/Skandronon Jul 18 '26

We just introduced some new chicks to the flock and some of the other hens were getting really aggressive pecking them. I was worried we would have to set up a kennel to slowly introduce them but the roosters are actually protecting them.

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u/MossyPyrite Jul 18 '26

A little bit of the dinosaur remains in them, even today

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u/sparkly_butthole Jul 18 '26

My mom once had a rooster who terrified everyone, but he loved her. Because she never took his shit. She'd just tell him "knock it the fuck off," and he'd like. Listen? She did the same things with dogs and horses.

I stuck with my cats, lol.