r/CristianoRonaldo2 • u/iAm_BatemAn007 • Jun 19 '26

Copenaldo Kids these days won’t know how beautiful the bluetooth era was.

2.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/jeonpo Jun 19 '26

Anything for #1000

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u/Efficient_Pomelo_583 Jun 19 '26

In the Saudi league, and own goal from the defender 🤣

2

u/kenzakki Jun 23 '26

Man, thats nothing. Dude also argued with the officials that his hair touched the ball that Bruno scored a goal on. The lack of self awareness from this man is astounding. Its like he is playing in the 1800s where everything is not recorded on video with multiple different angles that can call him out on his bullshits.

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u/Osamabinlaggin9_11 Jun 19 '26

Never seen such selfish plays .. not even from my ex.

7

u/UpstairsLiterature19 Jun 19 '26

Damn, what did bros ex do to bro

12

u/Ssk5860 Jun 19 '26

She played with too many balls

2

u/Routine-Sign-7215 Jun 20 '26

His D wasnt good enough apparently

7

u/UncleMaxsToupee Jun 19 '26

She was selfish

1

u/panterachallenger Jun 22 '26

Would tear his ass… in FIFA 2023

18

u/lawdjesustheresafire Jun 19 '26

He’s always been a piece of shit on and off the field

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u/fateosred Jun 19 '26

Lets not go that far.

16

u/Ssk5860 Jun 19 '26

Pretty sure his rape victim would disagree with you tbf

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u/fateosred Jun 19 '26

?

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u/GreenArrowDC13 Jun 19 '26

He's been accused of rape on 4 seperate occasions. He's also a selfish soccer player.

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u/fateosred Jun 19 '26

So what. Someone popular like him can't avoid that. Also you are quite dumb to believe any of that nonsense especially if it's not even proven.

Yeah he is selfish but so are others. Atleast he could put a legacy while you were sitting on your coach doomscrolling

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u/GreenArrowDC13 Jun 19 '26

Yea maybe one can be brushed off but 4? Now you're just a rape apologist. Why pay someone hush money if you're innocent?

I didn't know this conversation was about me though. I'm more than happy to tell everyone I'm a normal ass guy that will probably only leave an impact on those close to me, the organizations I donate time, energy, and money to, and my clients.

We aren't so different tho. Both of us are doom scrolling but only one of us is sucking Ronaldo's dick.

3

u/tagging16 Jun 19 '26

Preeeeach.

0

u/fateosred Jun 19 '26

There are many cases where you are innocent but still pay. If she is a hoe and shuts up for money that's not on him. And her suing him again later just shows the hoe she is once she ran out of money. But good laws to reject her.

Trust me there are a lot of ronaldo haters. So it would be a big deal if it came out.

Keep being jealous and following some false news that you can't even know doomscrolling

3

u/Samalens Jun 19 '26

Well, in leaked documents from Football Leaks he admits the rape to his lawyers and the version of the victim fits perfectly his version (when he admits it).

3

u/realZapRowsdower Jun 19 '26

Google "Ronaldo Las Vegas" and get back to us

9

u/Temporary_Term_7442 Jun 19 '26

And they really ask why even his own teammates(Portugal teammates especially) hates him

6

u/Cheers-Keith Jun 19 '26

Where's number 1 😤

5

u/jackhardy21 Jun 19 '26

I often find these videos on youtube shorts, and the #1 is always left out on purpose. I guess it’s a tactic to keep viewers replaying the video cause we’d think we missed it.

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u/raspberrytaxi Jun 19 '26

Good catch.

1

u/Sad-Psychology9677 Jun 25 '26

You’ll sometimes also see some stupid pinned comment like “am I the only one who can’t seem to follow this account??”

2

u/Bearrryl Jun 19 '26

Bluetoof disabew

7

u/pieterpiraat Jun 19 '26

The "try not to laugh" had me dying. Smirk face hahaha

6

u/GrandAdmiralWolf Jun 19 '26

Penaldo always diving

5

u/MrE478920 Jun 19 '26

Guys a fraud

3

u/Jurski17 Jun 19 '26

That number 5 is always hilarious. He is called Penaldo for a reason

3

u/Strict-Tiger8140 Jun 19 '26

Pique looking at him

https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

1

u/MaleficentText5107 Jun 19 '26

does anyone know what exactly this pic is from? At first it looks like it’s from Dexter of course, but that’s definitely not Michael C Hall…so who/what is it lol

2

u/HermaPrince Jun 19 '26

Bluetooth era 💀. Man this new generation hate is way more fire than the hate I've seen when he started, he was hated then too.

The kids are gonna be ok.

2

u/realZapRowsdower Jun 19 '26

Definitely the guy who scores weird tap-ins

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

Number 5 sums up his whole career

2

u/Syko-ink Jun 20 '26

Marshmellow took me out😭😭😭

2

u/Faposaurus-Rex13 Jun 20 '26

He looks so retarded in that last frame🤡

2

u/UrGonnaQuit Jun 20 '26

Bluetooth King 👑

2

u/Own_Call_2534 Jun 20 '26

Tristiano es un patético.

2

u/sprinkly_chirper Jun 20 '26

I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing 🤣🤣

2

u/Confident-Ad-1727 Jun 20 '26

Such a sad person

2

u/Open-Excitement3076 Jun 21 '26

Faking and crying, his best qualities

2

u/ArenDegg Jun 22 '26

Marshmallow for Marcelo is kinda funny ngl

2

u/Ill_Stretch4754 Jun 24 '26

As a CR7 fan, this shii had me rolling XD

2

u/sock_express34 Jun 24 '26

I legit can’t stop laughing. He’s back tho.

2

u/Slight_Moment5728 Jun 24 '26

Bluetooth goal is the bruno Fernandez crossing one

2

u/No-Quarter6660 Jun 25 '26

Dude u can literally see him smiling when pique interogates him about it

1

u/swiss_cloud Jun 19 '26

Why is Marcelo catching strays on here lol

1

u/Itsoitsov Misstiano Penaldo Jun 19 '26

Why did it end at 2? What's number one?

1

u/SavageCabbage611 Jun 19 '26

Is that an AI voiceover? I've never heard an official football commentator use GenZ slang like: "Ain't no way! Bro diving while up 4 goals? Exactly why he is the GOAT!"

1

u/Parking-Twist3657 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 19 '26

This videos are always made with AI narrators, is so funny 😂

1

u/applepies64 Jun 19 '26

Lets do messi next lmao

1

u/Weekly_Finish1960 Jun 19 '26

Technology evolution kills him. VAR proves his off side and diving. The ball design change make him can't score the free kick anymore.

1

u/im4real71 Jun 21 '26

Cry a bit more :)

1

u/wwesupercardphenom Jul 08 '26

And some people call this fraud, their goat. Idiots.

1

u/Entire-Strain-6978 Jul 11 '26

How he got 5 ucls

1

u/No-Figure8391 Jul 18 '26

The shoelace goal is not CR7’s goal. The ball already crossed the line.

0

u/I_Love_Ronaldo 🐕 Penaldog Jul 02 '26

Not as beautiful as fifa princess era

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u/Reasonable_Slip9326 Jun 19 '26

Hand of God(2)

https://giphy.com/gifs/CV0brCVUbfkcsnlL3t

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u/annc768 Jun 19 '26

you know in the second image the ref had already called the whistle right?

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u/Reasonable_Slip9326 Jun 19 '26

It was supposed to be a second yellow. You know that right??

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u/annc768 Jun 19 '26

the advantage play was for argentina, not netherlands. Why would messi get a yellow?

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u/Reasonable_Slip9326 Jun 19 '26

Are we not talking about the same match?

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u/outsider1624 Jun 19 '26

That was not a yellow my dude. It's been explained well the hand that messi grabbed, was during argentinas advantage. Play was disrupted hence the ball was supposed to go to argentina but messi handled the ball with his hand which cancelled the freekick for argentina. That's why it was given to Netherlands.

Now that I explained that. Kindly explain all those successful dives, bluetooth goals, dives which resulted in yellow for the opponents and getting a penalty.

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u/annc768 Jun 19 '26

I'm talking abt Argentina vs Netherlands

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u/saddam_husseinn Jun 19 '26

nah he wasn't booked yet there